Monday, November 28, 2005

can Europe please stop smoking for one second?

It´s official: I love Madrid. I love the architecture, the osos, and the round Spanish asses on the hordes of HOT men EVERYWHERE. But Pablo is very dissapointed in me, because I´ve apparently lost my mojo. I have not had "the sex" since being here. Oh there was a darkroom trist at Cruising, but that was really more fun for the "coke can" than it was for me. (Jason, you know what I´m talking about? Dr. Brad?)

The peak was at a bar called Paso where I was simply stared at by several patrons. Unfortunately, there was so much cigarette smoke that after 45 minutes without a hazmat suit, I had to leave. Upon exiting, a tall hombre grinned at me and said loudly, "Toro! Toro! Toro!" FINISHED! I managed a "buenos noches" and a blush but left.

Madrid out... Mloyd

18 comments:

Carrie said...

like a taco chip a toro!
I LOVE THE DR. BRAD reference...Peter told me all about Dr. Brad.....nice.

stop being so damn fussy and get busy!

Jason said...

Make sex!!! Has Paul sexed yet? Aren't the buildings beautiful? Have you been to the Prado yet?

toobusyliving said...

I did a little research, and apparently "osos" means Bears. I didn't know that they had bears in Spain.

your judgemental aunt said...

Your new name is so TORO,TORO, TORO. You are now the Jerry Leee Lewis of Spain. They love your comedy stylings, freakish hight and flaming red hair.

How the Spanish say hello to mloyd
"El está como extranjero rojo grande"

Jason said...

How do you like the food? Sick of jamon yet?

Carrie said...

mloyd...does spain...a new gay porn.

Crucible said...

Its a regular Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. Or is it more like a Hope and Crosby road movie....?

your judgemental aunt said...

More like HOPE and FAITH

toobusyliving said...

Sounds like it was lucky for you that the thick smoke drove you into the anonymous sex darkroom for some thick COCK!!!!

Shora said...

Are you kiddin' me? Madrid. Tall, dark, swarthy men. And you get nothing? Give it up babe.

Btw... love South Park you!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

If you get time, there is a wonderful park in Madrid where you can rent a row boat and paddle around. I did it about five years ago in college with friends. We had a blast.

It's cool to smoke! Japanese have the highest mortality rate AND the highest smoking rate in the world. Figure that out...

Jason said...

Yes but is the park cruisy?

Carrie said...

like Stanley park....maybe you should have gone to Vancouver instead of Spain, I hear that Wreck Beach sure likes nekkid people during the rainy season.

madamerouge said...

Jason--Yes, we hit the Prado and the Reina Sofia. Paul has lots of games. Let´s just say he likes to take little "wanderings" in the bars and leave me plonked down on a barstool. And yes, SO sick of jamon. YJA--I love my new name. Girlfriend--too bad I didn´t check my blog sooner... I would´ve checked out that park (and NOT for the reasons you other filthy puntas suggest.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

It's not for cruising. Good grief there is more to life than getting some.

No worries, I am well traveled and happy to help with future trips.

Anonymous said...

The "oso" Boyd mentions totally wanted him but Boyd said the smoke would kill him so we had to leave... Boyd thought maybe there would be a bar on a Saturday night that would not be packed with hot fun good looking men that smoke...

Paul

madamerouge said...

Crucie and YJA: it's more like the Spanish knock-off of AbFab that we saw in a shop.

Caracola said...

Fuck!! i totally forgot about your trip to my country!! oh shit!! i will link u up so i will visit more! that thing about TORO was funny!!
I LOVE Madrid too!! so elegant, vibrant and full of life! ;-)
Hope u enjoyed ur trip soo much!!!
Next time: Barcelona!!! ;-)
Sorry about ur Shirpol incident...i had one inParis comming from Miami....sob sob