Tuesday, December 20, 2005

how my air conditioner reminds me of my single status

--> it has been sitting on the floor of my apartment since I took it out of the window in October

I need a man. Or a little truck/dolly thingy to wheel it down to my storage locker in the basement of my building.

I've asked Jason and Too Busy Living to help, but they have a way of mysteriously disappearing when there's work to do.

24 comments:

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What kind of man are you looking for? Perhaps you could post a personal and those of us with some connections could see what we can do.

And what's up with your boys for not helping? I won't be in Toronto until April, but you just call me if you need anything. Anything.

Carrie said...

if you need a MAN...you shouldn't be asking JASON OR PETER....just call ME! I'm closer!

that's not how I intended to say that...I'm NOT LAZY! AND I'm STRONG!

Crucible said...

Something tells me that if you got a man, you wouldn't be content with AC moving duties. Hey, if you wait another few months, it'll be time to put it back in the window.

your judgemental aunt said...

Mloyd - you're over 6 feet tall and from up north you're supposed to be that "man"! Now stop reading Martha Stewart and buck up!

madamerouge said...

AG - thanks... you're so reliable... are you sure you're not Lebanese?

Mitz, YJA - I could move it myself (and indeed have done so in the past), but it's really hard on my back. And I need my back for my cushion-pushin'. Aw yeah... You can do it, put your back into it...

Crucie - yeah, my man would also be doing my dishes, dusting, and taxes. Not to mention my bidding, my manscaping, and at my beck-and-call for the aforementioned cushion-pushin'.

Jason said...

I would help but it might get hard or depress me. Plus I'm too fat to pick it up.

Caracola said...

OH U NEED A MAN?? have u tryed machos latinos?? ;-P

Hey!!!! buddy we are in the same biz!! what department u in? we have a hotle of ur chain here in Marbella!! check it out and come visit me i know u get great discounts for rooms!!!!! ;-)

Anonymous said...

why don't you just leave it in the window?.... then you don't need anyone

madamerouge said...

Because, PAUL, you'd freeze your tukus off when you come stay at Madame's and sleep on the couch.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Lebanese? Siamese? Big Tease? Nope, sorry! I do believe in humanity and I understand what it's like when you are single and live away from your family. You just have to rely on others.

Adorable Boyfriend's dad is a real peach. He'll help you. What part of town do you live in?

madamerouge said...

Church/Wellesley (surprise!). Sweet of you to offer the assistance. I seriously think I'm going to invest in a mechanical device. Heck, it wouldn't be the first time a device has replaced a man, eh AG?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

A device to replace a man? Sometimes, the device doesn't replace the man because he was never in the running, if y'all know what I mean.

I am not sure what part of town his family lives in. (Being a Bostonian, I don't know Toronto that well). Let me ask him.

Jason said...

It gets hot in the summer so you'll need to put it back in.

Jason said...

But not in the winter time.

Carrie said...

you also don't need it in the spring or the fall.

madamerouge said...

AAAAUGH! I'm going to kill you both with guns!

Jason said...

I got fat still.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

UC's dad loves your part of town. His parents are in the 'burbs more in the York area.

your judgemental aunt said...

Mloyd...just call 1(800)GOT-JUNK
They'll come and take it away. When summer comes buy a new one and pay for installation. Repeat this annually until dead...then you'll never have to worry about it!

madamerouge said...

AG - maybe UC's dad should enter Woody's best chest contest some night...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I wonder if his dad has the best chest. I am going on holiday with him next week to the tropics. I will check it out and report back. In the meantime, what have you got for Jewish, born and raised in T-town, straight, hairboy, UC?

madamerouge said...

That's easy: best legs contest at Woody's. (It's really a best package contest in disguise...)

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I mentioned this to the boy last night and he thinks he has been there. Is there an outdoor patio?

Is that gay or straight that a hetero goes there for the patio?

I think my boy is seriously confused.

madamerouge said...

LMAO. Only recently (post-smoking-ban) has Woody's been equipped with an outdoor patio. They stole some floor space from the Sailor's side and that's where the fags are smoked. (!)