Actually, I very rarely win.
quick people, buy up some stock in kleenex - this is going to be a blow out weekend! ;)
ok so .....red hair + dirty fat bastard + jaba + a pile of shit = mloyd???you're 2 sexy 4 your hair!! but u r soooo cute!!!!cute + gay = no sex 4 mitz..FACK!ok i'm ready...if you're ready! for the movie....if u cry be warned I'll slap you! jk.
That's no "pile of shit," that's Marjorie the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.This post is purely in reference to my claim from autumn 2005 that I'd have a boyfriend or a smokin' body by the release of Brokeback. I think I set myself up for failure on that one. It's good to have goals, but not excessively steep ones. Or excessively time-limited.(See? All those years of therapy really do help.)
trash heap, pile of shit. same thing.fat is the new skinny.
...and 40 is the new 30. (Whatever it takes to get us through the day, eh Mitz?)
Less Christmas with parents, more Brokeback with me and Mitzzee.
I've always thought Jabba was a hottie. Perhaps it's that infectious laugh. Mitz - if you sit in the back row with these two be sure to sit between them.Oh, and 45 is actually the new 30.fhggymwi (that's my word verification. You should really turn it on y'know... for Mitzzee. hee hee)
Boyd left the pasrt of the equation out that explains the wig:http://www.lazaruscorporation.co.uk/v4/articles/whatstherush/ecstasy.jpg
How does a famous person+(funny jason/sad jason)+A Trash heap=you?I think the equation should be like this...PUMKIN (it's orange, round, doesn't move much, people really don't have much use for it, it grows really big and is used to scare people) + (MARTHA STEWART (cause you are crazy like her)/MORRISEY (cause he's sad and likes complaining about how terrible everything is)) + TALKING TRASH HEAP (I'm fine with that, you are from northern ontario) = 100% YOU I'm ready for the show 2! Yaaay! NOW CHEER UP!
rotflmaoThrow in to your equation Charlotte Rae (Mrs. Garrett from Facts of Life) and voila! Mme. Rouge!
good LORD!and a big sloppy bottom! (aka that came from JASON..the FAGGOT!)NICE NEW TEMPLATE>>>>IT"S SOO COOL!!! JASON SAYS: "WOW, IT'S GREY NOW"omg....HOWLING AS I TYPE!what a day.....and um.....seriously you are really getting good at the HTML...you're "LEARNING"...shhhhoh btw..i noticed your blog links list is:CHECK IT, YOALL YOU! (tell me chubba butters and fucking, with BERN! :P )
Mitz, it's all about the grey: Martha Stewart's new favourite colour. I approve of grey, except on me (clothing... I think I wash out in grey), and on vehicles (it's just so sad and dead).Jason: let he who has had sex cast the first stone.And no, Mitz, I can't "tell you" that last thing (CB & F with B), because I'm immobilized enough as it is! THERE IS NO TALKING.
See... I said you were crazy like Martha! 'cept she gets paid to be crazy!
i practically was raped tonight. just fyi...i'm totally ok tho...i had Jason helping me! LMAO
jajajajaa! that is hilarious man!!! ;-P
So coy, so flirtatious...Is it Brokeback Mountain...Or Memoirs of a Geisha?
We want the full on Siskel and Ebert. Don't hold out on us girlfriend.
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