Thursday, December 22, 2005

Schmucker opens his yap again

Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York. Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada.

Will someone please load Schmucker Karlsen into a Russian rocket and launch him into the sun? And while you're at it, strap in Ass Koulter (a.k.a. blonde Satan harpy).

6 comments:

mitz said...

duh duh duh...wha? huh?

ya, JACKASS that's what he is.

merry christmas and happy new year mloyd...xo

teh l4m3 said...

What the fuck is wrong with him? That man seriously needs a mouthful of my dick.

madamerouge said...

And a buttful. A serious anal orgasm would give him a much-needed attitude adjustment. As for Sate-Ann Kowlter, well... she's a lost cause.

teh l4m3 said...

Mainly I was thinking the mouthful would just shut him up. His slurping and gobbling would sound more intelligent than his punditry.

teh l4m3 said...

Hey when you send Troy links send them to me too. Set us up the pr0n!!1!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Some people just should not have been taught how to read or write.