Thursday, February 23, 2006

"Goons! Hired goons!"

You like to play rough, don't you, Todd? And to be sure, it takes a whole package of circumstances for a hockey team to perform so poorly. We really can't single you out for the penalty you took yesterday.

I could write that it was goons like you that made my life in high school so difficult... difficult only until you realized that I was so popular with the girls you wanted to bang, it would work in your favour to come to my parties or acknowledge my right to exist as a human being.

Instead, I'd like you to walk over to that bench in this deserted, steamy dressing room. Take off your uniform--except for the jockstrap. You know how much I like those. Get on all fours on top of the bench. It's payback time, bitch.

23 comments:

Natasha said...

SOMBODY COVER MY EYES!@!!!

Anonymous said...

or somebody!

Jimmy said...

Mloyd! What the...

Carrie said...

wow....you are really feeling this one eh?

your judgemental aunt said...

ummm that's a little negative. Scary actually.
Cheer Up Buttercup!

madamerouge said...

I don't feel much on Celexa... so when I get inspired, I run with it.

Sorry Mitz... I know you're a Canucks fan. But I'd still like to pork Bear-too-zee.

The Persian said...

I walked in on something here, but that last paragraph..now I can't get up from my desk for a few.

thanks
:)

madamerouge said...

happy to help

George Larson said...

You horsey!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I'd like to pork the tall cutie on the curling team. The white toast Cameron Frye look alike.

Yummy!

teh l4m3 said...

Filthy ho.

George Larson said...

That ho is filthy. Nice observation.

Jason said...

I get nothing.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Jimmy, you got it all love!

Jason said...

<blush>

mistipurple said...

i wonder how a blushing cock looks like.. er, ok, off-topic.
i'm swaying along, with stormy eyes... thanks heaps. you've made my day!

Jason said...

New blog post please.

George Larson said...

Jimmy you're a silly cock.

Jason said...

George, don't make me use my dildo. Come and touch me on the inside.

car@ said...

u guys crack me up! jajaja!

locos canadienses!! ;-)

Jason said...

New POST YOU LAZY PIECE OF SH**

Adorable Girlfriend said...

James! I do agree, we need the goods though.

Jason said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....