"Goons! Hired goons!"

You like to play rough, don't you, Todd? And to be sure, it takes a whole package of circumstances for a hockey team to perform so poorly. We really can't single you out for the penalty you took yesterday.

I could write that it was goons like you that made my life in high school so difficult... difficult only until you realized that I was so popular with the girls you wanted to bang, it would work in your favour to come to my parties or acknowledge my right to exist as a human being.

Instead, I'd like you to walk over to that bench in this deserted, steamy dressing room. Take off your uniform--except for the jockstrap. You know how much I like those. Get on all fours on top of the bench. It's payback time, bitch.

Comments

Anonymous said…
SOMBODY COVER MY EYES!@!!!
Anonymous said…
or somebody!
Anonymous said…
Mloyd! What the...
Anonymous said…
wow....you are really feeling this one eh?
ummm that's a little negative. Scary actually.
Cheer Up Buttercup!
madamerouge said…
I don't feel much on Celexa... so when I get inspired, I run with it.

Sorry Mitz... I know you're a Canucks fan. But I'd still like to pork Bear-too-zee.
The Persian said…
I walked in on something here, but that last paragraph..now I can't get up from my desk for a few.

thanks
:)
Unknown said…
I'd like to pork the tall cutie on the curling team. The white toast Cameron Frye look alike.

Yummy!
Jason said…
I get nothing.
Unknown said…
Jimmy, you got it all love!
mistipurple said…
i wonder how a blushing cock looks like.. er, ok, off-topic.
i'm swaying along, with stormy eyes... thanks heaps. you've made my day!
Jason said…
New blog post please.
Jason said…
George, don't make me use my dildo. Come and touch me on the inside.
car@ said…
u guys crack me up! jajaja!

locos canadienses!! ;-)
Jason said…
New POST YOU LAZY PIECE OF SH**
Unknown said…
James! I do agree, we need the goods though.
Jason said…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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