Here are the worst offenders:
previous rants about the machine of Canadian musical mediocrity:
I'm not alone:
Cheese is just carefully rotted milk. - Tornwordo, March 29 2006
Homer: "Damn you, Walt Whitman! I-hate-you-Walt-freakin'-Whitman! Leaves of Grass my ass!"
Sgt Friday: "Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office?"
Burns: "Absolutely! Who could forget such a monstrous visage? She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal."
Smithers: "Uh, Sir? Phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago."
Burns: (measuring Smithers' head) "Of course you'd say that... you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!"
me = wreck