Oscar 78: I Heart Jon Stewart

Quote of the night:

"36 Mafia: one Oscar. Martin Scorcese: zero Oscars."

Word.

Comments

Jason said…
I wish Dolly would have shot them backstage.
Anonymous said…
he bugs me.
there i said it.

i know everyone will hate me for that but it's true.
Anonymous said…
No Mitzzee, Jon Stewart is hilarious! You're cracked, if you don't agree.
Crucible said…
I think Stewart was just "ok". It seemed like he was being too careful. He's definitely funnier than that.
toobusyliving said…
I heard that the "band" was so shocked that they forgot to put their silver teeth in before going on stage. It was hard to make out the oscar statue in that sea of "bling."
Unknown said…
YJA is mad because he lost to Lisa Whelchel. Don't be bitter buttercup. There's always next year!
Anonymous said…
Has Scorcese actually ever won an oscar? Isn't he the guy who always ends up empty handed?
teh l4m3 said…
Ha ha. Burn.

PS WTF kind of prehistoric bird did Naomi Watts have to shoot and pluck to wear that? And who invited her bony, Home & Away-watchin', nasty-shiraz-drinkin', didgeridoo-playin' ass anyway?
toobusyliving said…
what a beautiful song.
Mr. Guesa said…
I just liked the make-up comment about Russell Crowe; "Yeah, so the make-up artists win for Cinderella Man...I'm sure it was really hard to paint Russell Crowe up like he was in a fight...I'm going to get beat up for that comment."

That isn't exactly what he said I'm sure, but is the jist of it.
Anonymous said…
I had to cover my eyes and I am telling my mom about those song lyrics. That's so-o wrong.
Anonymous said…
36 Mafia....wtf kind of name is that anyway?
George Larson said…
Big Green Hulk?

Or yellow-red wrasslin epileptic Hulk?
Anonymous said…
Maybe Scorcese needs to learn to rap.
madamerouge said…
I've heard he has a full-frontal scene inChopper.

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