Monday, April 24, 2006

I'm gonna (cashew) nut...


This is Dane Cook, and when I saw him on SNL talking about having an amazing erecti0n--one that he was very proud of, and that lasted even as he walked into his kitchen, placed a cashew nut on the tip, and flicked it up into his open mouth--I practically crawled into my television set screaming "I love cashews!"

22 comments:

Miss Thistle said...

Yowzaa. He's too hot for his own good. That lucky Jessica Simpson bitch supposedly had her way with him as well. Hate her.

Paul said...

You know his shirt says "The Devil" Mloyd.

N said...

Can you do that too, Mloyd? Your brother can.

hehehe

madamerouge said...

miss T: I wanna do a Roger-the-alien-style finger probe on her and get the scoop on what it's like to boff both Dane and Nick. Wait a minute... ew! Scratch that; I'll just finger-probe the hot guys she's done.

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I don't understand Blogger sometimes... I tried posting this at 9 a.m. but it was endlessly saying "publishing in progress... 0% complete" and after 15 minutes I saved it as a draft. Or at least I thought I did.
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Pablo: yes, his shirt says "el diablo." And if I'm not mistaken, that's a very star-of-satan-esque belt buckle. Either way, I wish both were on a pile on my floor...

(OMG you have to do a Google Image search for "star of Satan" and see what comes up. I freaked!)

N: I did NOT need to know that! ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew

DogGirl said...

my
oh
my

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I will give up all other men, including my Jewish hotties for this little slice of perfection!

The Persian said...

Madame- SAME thing happened to me. I started trying at about 9AM also. Then I found the Blogger Help Forum and apparently it was a worldwide blogger issue. You had to get in by like 5AM for it to publish. But strangely existing Posts were never affected and you could even comment. Weird..

oh yea and that pic of Dane Cook something about that Star just draws me in (and down of course)

Jane said...

Blogger sucked last night (Thailand time) I had the same problem...and I got more depressed because of it!!!

Jason said...

It's is COMPLETELY unfair that he gets looks and a sense of humour.

He should tell some funny gay jokes in Iran.

Butchieboy said...

Oh, my. He's very cute, Mmmm. Yummy & so on.

tornwordo said...

I love Cashews too! What a coincidence.

Heidi the Hick said...

I like the way the T shirt drapes over the belt buckle. We all agree on this guy.

Shora said...

So that's who Jessica Simpson is rumoured to be boinking. Lucky girl.

Dead Robot said...

If you have iTunes, you can listen to his comedy routine in the Radio section, under Talk/Spoken word, usually under Defcon Radio or Social Crimes Network.

I love his BK Lounge routine.

teh l4m3 said...

Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nölff said...

I saw him in Vegas.
Smoke weed before you see him.
Great show.

Normlr said...

Yes please.

Heidi the Hick said...

I gotta know what those Camaro lyrics are from.

car@ said...

When i was in Ibiza in "Manumission party" I saw the grossest thing....a black guy licking his own dick! :O !! !! and ok i was drunked, so drunked, but when i saw that, suddenly all the alcohol was gone!!!!

Brian FInch said...

I've been practicing my new calling as a Palestinian stand-up comic, if only I had his looks.

George Larson said...

Too hot.

Look at that brooding beltbuckle.

Kimberly said...

Oh wow...YUMMY!