last-ditch Gay-lileo plan
What if I quit my job, sold the car, lived on my nest egg, and devoted the bulk of my time to getting back into shape? Could I land a rich husband?
I had this thought recently. Immediately, it made me think of my favourite Star Trek episode, The Galileo Seven. Spock is in command of the Galileo shuttlecraft, which is in trouble after a crash-landing. The crew have managed to get back into space, but a lack of fuel leaves them with few options. The Enterprise cannot divert from its course to fully search for them, and is about to stop scanning. Spock dumps and ignites Galileo's fuel, which has the effect of creating a huge distress flare. The Enterprise picks it up and saves the Galileo's crew, just as the powerless shuttle begins to plummet back to the planet.
"Mr. Spock, that was a good gamble--perhaps it was worth it," says Scott.
I had this thought recently. Immediately, it made me think of my favourite Star Trek episode, The Galileo Seven. Spock is in command of the Galileo shuttlecraft, which is in trouble after a crash-landing. The crew have managed to get back into space, but a lack of fuel leaves them with few options. The Enterprise cannot divert from its course to fully search for them, and is about to stop scanning. Spock dumps and ignites Galileo's fuel, which has the effect of creating a huge distress flare. The Enterprise picks it up and saves the Galileo's crew, just as the powerless shuttle begins to plummet back to the planet.
"Mr. Spock, that was a good gamble--perhaps it was worth it," says Scott.
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Oh, and "The Devil is in the Details."
Lesson #1
Do not talk about how Star Trek episodes relate to your life.
Lesson #1
Do not talk about how Star Trek episodes relate to your life.
Nice.
Dude, go on one of those single's cruises.
And besides, people our age don't land rich husbands, thats twink territory :(
dead: ROTFLMAO
yja, pg: ouch! True, but Ouch! :-)
crucie: I'll have to listen to the lyrics more carefully
everyone else: hugs
Please...
The young ones don't get a husband they get to be someone's pet for a couple of years.
HOW TO LAND A RICH HUSBAND
Lesson #2
Buy some nice clothes, smile a lot and be fun (i.e. never, never, NEVER complain.)
Why get a husband? Be a free spirit like AG. Refuse to be anyone's bitch. Plus, you must look so hot in the Saab. Without it, what would you be?
One word: meth.
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