The Simpsons episode 8F16

Alright, commenters, message received. Keep an upbeat attitude. Go on a date. And laugh...



Lisa: Maybe we should write her another letter. One that says goodbye, but lets her feel loved.

Homer: Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. (Homer rips off a sheet of paper and starts writing.)
"Dear Baby,
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

Comments

Anonymous said…
LOVE IT! and YOU! xo
Jason said…
Is he the guy that says "D'Oh?"
toobusyliving said…
Homer likes to eat stuff.
Miss Thistle said…
When my sister was doing her field work in Zambia she sent me a postcard that said exactly that. Love her.
Jason said…
:(

You are so mean to me.
Crucible said…
You're Gordie Howe.
Well I know you didn't get a letter like that. I mean you'd have to have been dating someone to get dumped, right?
Miss Thistle said…
dead robot - was it the one with Fry's dog? That one is awful.
madamerouge said…
what the hell channel is it on?
tornwordo said…
I so love Homer.
Smartypants said…
I'd love to leave a funny, snarky comment but I just can't today. It's too pretty out.

::hug::
Miss Thistle said…
Madame, I didn't see it, but I think it's on the Comedy Network?
car@ said…
I »-(¯`v´¯)-» the simpsons! ;-)

and me sending u a huge hug!!
George Larson said…
Homer: Donut?
Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.
Anonymous said…
Still self centred - amazing...
Jason said…
Homer: D'Oh!!!
Bart: Chill dude!
Lisa: I'm the smart one!
Marg: I get no respect!
Maggie: (just sucks on a soother!)

Hilarious!
The Persian said…
haha Priceless!

:)
Miss Thistle said…
Homer: "Hey Apu, you got that new beer with candy floating in it... Skittlebrau?"

Apu: "No such product exists sir. You must have dreamed it."

Homer: "Well then, just gimme a six pack and a bag of Skittles."
teh l4m3 said…
No, no madame I liked it better when you were boo-hooing, so you could come running into my brawny arms and wipe your tears on my Adonis-like chest.
Anonymous said…
positive thinking gets you far.
Anonymous said…
I like how teh teh is so coy. He leaves us so unsure of his desires.
madamerouge said…
kick whose ass, butch? Anonymous'? I don't think he/she knows me, or has scanned through the 6 months of archived posts and seen my more serious side. teh l4m3's? Nah. He gets me. Jimmy's? I often swat him and hit him, and I'm trying to use less physical violence when he annoys me (which is all the time).
Jason said…
But I wuv woo.

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