to the gay guy on the 509/510 to Union Station, evening of 4/19/2006

(subtitle: too much self-confidence)



we all heard you talking

"Omigod! I can't stand her! She's so trailer-park!"

"yip yip gay yip
bla gay bla bla
like like like flaming"

some of us continued to hear you talking on the subway platform at Union

some of us were quite far away

your hairdo made your head look like it had just been pulled from a birth canal

nice Von Dutch purse

it sure was bright down there in the subway, wasn't it?
good thing you had your jLo shades

oh, and Vinnie Barbarino called
he needs his jeans back

if you saw me staring, it was just because I was willing (with my imagination, à la Joan Allen's character in The Upside of Anger) your head to explode, or for you to trip on your Euro-techno-sneakers and fall in front of the train

the driver would've had to activate the windscreen wiper

it would have been decidedly not "glam"

Comments

Crucible said…
Brilliant, I love this. Keep the claws fully extended.
Anonymous said…
Easy boy! You're too cute.
Jason said…
Say: Gay Pride.
toobusyliving said…
SNAP!!

You're "glam glam..blah.."
sirbarrett said…
Ouch! Nice diatribe. Was he eating a bowl of fruit?
Shora said…
I love catty.
toobusyliving said…
You should have just said this.
Anonymous said…
lmao at mleter.
Anonymous said…
Only emphasizes your own homophobia.
Butchie said…
Quit gay-bashing, dude.
madamerouge said…
Um, yeah, whatever. I'm not homophobic; I'm poseur-phobic.

And while I'm at it, anonymous... grow a pair and leave your name, whoever you are.
Anonymous said…
Anonymous is right.

- different Anonymous
The term "Jaded Queen" comes to mind.

Go buy a pair of Diesel jeans, you'll feel better. I promise.
tornwordo said…
I can't stop laughing about the yip yip gay bla bla flaming quote.
Anonymous said…
bah. some people.
Anonymous said…
I liky bitchy mloyd posts! keep it up! fack, is it 5 yet??

jooles
Butchie said…
Dude, does anonymous not know that you are like the gayest dude, ever?
J Maus said…
I wouldn't go back to my twenties for anything! I loved your post -- the voice of the urban poet.
Anonymous said…
Anonymous may not be so anonymous. Anonymous may be pulling MR's chain.

-Anonymous
ty bluesmith said…
the thing about the email addy removal is as soon as someone responds to an older message you comes right back
madamerouge said…
No dog, dead R. And... word.
George Larson said…
Sorry to be late to the scene on this one! Jeebus that is funny.

Mme. Rouge is totally homophobic! I knewd it all along.
Anonymous said…
Stand arms length and point your fingers on both hands at them and think... "I'm giving you cancer with my mind...I'm giving you cancer with my mind..."

Very South Park but effective.
car@ said…
I dun care , madame is still a sweet guy! would never imagine... ;-)

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