Thursday, May 04, 2006

clarification: I am not a MTF transsexual

I am not planning on having this done:




I loved their movie characters, but I do not aspire to be one:




And despite a certain "Swiffering" incident in 2003...




...I have no designs on becoming:

30 comments:

tornwordo said...

Doesn't Rupaul still have the wrinkly bits attached? Isn't that last pic Rupaul?

Salem said...

RuPaul, MmeRouge and swiffer.
What's the trauma there?

Crucible said...

Thanks for clearing that up. "Incident" like that's the only time.... you are a Swiffer.

madamerouge said...

The last pic is Ru Paul, and I believe he still has his "bits." I just threw that in to illustrate that I don't intend on becoming a drag queen (tuck-and-tape, shave the beard, etc.).

toobusyliving said...

Let's be clear about one thing: MR was on "E" while she was swiffering a wooden patio. It wasn't pretty.

MrsViddy said...

Madame Rouge, you are so hot as a red-headed housewife!

madamerouge said...

thanks!

um, Peter... hover your mouse over the pic for the filename.

your judgemental aunt said...

in no way is that first picture of your bad part. Lets not kid ourselves it's a bit big for you and the smomach in that pic is waaaayyyy to flat to be yours.

indygirl said...

I'm very confused about the diagram. It seems that gentleman has an extra tenticle coming out of there...

Nölff said...

Do they cut it off while it's flacid?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Something doth protest too much...

Hmmm...

Dead Robot said...

Swiffering is vital at any time of drug use.

Carrie said...

well i'm glad, i love you just the way you!

(yes i'm singing that song and you KNOW which song i'm singing) :)

Butchieboy said...

You and Jimmy...with the penis cutting.

Anonymous said...

everything gets shoved back in, except for the balls, they get cut off?

That picture alone made me ache.

Marilyndrew said...

everything gets shoved back in, except for the balls, they get cut off?

That picture alone made me ache.

Timmy said...

i made swiffer paw socks for my doggies so they can swiffer their own shedding messes.

Heidi the Hick said...

madame, you are cute the way you are. Don't ya go changin. Seriously. Ow.

Jason said...

I want you to become a full fledged woman now.

George Larson said...

What the fuck is goin' on wih the coccyx within that pixture?

George Larson said...

Tim's dog still doesn't have a name.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Jimmy, in due time. In due time.

Natasha said...

I love that swiffer picture of you! =) Are we all going to Winterpeg or not?

XOX

exile said...

you wouldn't have to go far to cop a feel... but it would cost you your wang

DogGirl said...

They left the scissors in when they operated. They are lodged in the spleen, I see the hand grips.

toobusyliving said...

MR makes me "feel like a natural woman,"

The Persian said...

yikes me either...

Kunstemæcker said...

I have no idea what that was about.

sirbarrett said...

No, you're not cut out for the job but that's good. Keep knives in safe places.

Jack said...

Glad we got that cleared up. Do you find a lot of people think you do want that?
Makes me think of Ed Wood how people just assume.