Tuesday, June 27, 2006

b1tch was gayer than me

I had a good weekend. The wedding was fun; my cousin was a beautiful bride; the weather was great. I enjoyed breathing clean air for a change.

Brother of the groom: gay. Not my type, but he seemed nice enough. Their family sat at the table next to ours. Overheard during dinner: bitch flew to Chicago to see Madonna in concert.

Snap! Out-gayed.

(Not that I couldn't have won if I had tried. I can be really gay if I turn it on.)

14 comments:

indygirl said...

It's a vicious world.

tornwordo said...

I bet you could.

Timmy said...

OHHHH! SNAP!

does it make me gayer that i drove there?

Jason said...

Tell Paul that he threw a wicked Pride party, sorry I couldn't come by the next day and clean up before you got back. Hope the red wine came out of your carpet and that your neighbour got over his "problem" with us.

your judgemental aunt said...

Tell Paul I had fun too. But did we really need that DJ on the balcony? (and the cover charge was a bit much).

toobusyliving said...

Did you see "Husky the Muskie?"

Miss Thistle said...

I was just bitter that the confetti machine YJA rented was broken.

madamerouge said...

Tim, I'm thinking Indianapolis to Chicago is a pretty short flight. So, if you flew there in a private plane, then yes: gayer you are. I'm still jealous of both of you.

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Yes, I know that there were people in my apartment. I think Cashew and/or Candy were there for sure, 'cause someone downloaded Kelly Clarkson mp3 files to the desktop of my pc.

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TBL: yes, I drove past Husky the Muskie several times. I also saw bright yellow canola fields in Manitoba, Lake of the Woods, and several people I haven't seen since high school.

Butchieboy said...

Kelly Clarkston? That is sooo straight.

Timmy said...

20 minute flight.

Crucible said...

There should be some sort of "Gay Off". You know, like the "Walk Off" in Zoolander.

Salem said...

kinda cute isn't it. Us singing Since u been gone in your apartment.

Jason said...

You spelled bitch wrong.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Turn it on! Do it. Do it. I double dog Matt Damon dare you to. Let's see what AG's gaydar reading is on you.