Friday, July 14, 2006

battle of the sexes: summer business attire

To the woman who got on the 6 Bay bus (nearly empty) yesterday, sat in the back (where I was the only passenger), and opened the window (when the driver was considerate enough to have the air conditioning turned on, given the fact that it was hot and muggy outside):

  1. you could have sat somewhere else
  2. you're the type of woman that has a space heater under her office desk and uses it in July (when the power grid is groaning under threat of imminent collapse), aren't you?
  3. it could not have been less than 74°F inside that bus. Seriously... get your fucking glands checked or something.
  4. yes, bitch, after you get up to leave, I will close the window with an amount of force that will make you turn back around and look at me while you're exiting from the front fucking door and not the rear door like you're supposed to. That's exactly the kind of passive/agressive way I roll.

20 comments:

Miss Thistle said...

I like how you roll. Things like that make me want to cut a bitch.

indygirl said...

You indirectly told her! Mmm hmmm! You go.

Timmy said...

I would have slapped her so hard! you are such a puss-foot.

Salem said...

That's more of a Finch bus move. Cold stare is more Bay.

madamerouge said...

Oh there was lots of cold staring (from behind my aviators).

Had it been an air quality advisory / heat alert day, I would've brought it up when she first opened the window.

Dead Robot said...

You should have mooned her as the bus went by.

Salem said...

I might have passed your bus on my bike. I usually get by one or two between Dundas and Wellesley. Damn slow things.

Nölff said...

You tell that bitch

Anonymous said...

OK. Listen. Drop the passive Toronto thing and get NY on her ass.... tell her to shut the window it is hot out and she is wasting the energy the run the a/c. She then feels bad, you get to feel like a big top... and everyone is happy.

Crucible said...

Way to pass-agg her ass, 'rouge!

Salem said...

I thought NY was the most polite city, now.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

First of all, NYers don't do it like that. You say, "Yo bitch, shut the effing window and yo mouth. The AC is on, if you lost a few pounds, you'd actually feel it."

Sorry, MR. I didn't know that was you behind me when I opened the window taking the bus to Butchie's condo. I will be more respectful next time.

toobusyliving said...

*SNAP*

r-e-n spells ren but i'm raw said...

driving yourself is the shit. especially in a car that costs fifty bucks a week in gas.

but the a/c.

and the music.

and the going fast.

kinda worth all the invading.

i'm kidding,

of course.

but like,

the other nite,

i went 140mph on the highway.

just sayin.

Phronk said...

I dunno about other Canadians, but I'd feel bad about telling her to close the window and she felt bad about it. Even if I was polite and she was polite. That's the dysfunctionally polite way we roll.

your judgemental aunt said...

If the window wasn't opened your post would be about how stuffy the bus was. You really have to stop channeling the old man that screams "get outa my yard" to all the neighborhood kids.

Butchieboy said...

Dude, you are sooo kinda butch.

Riss said...

That happened to me once. I was like "Are you kidding me?" She shut it with a quickness.

Timmy said...

why dont you update your damn blog, homo.

The Persian said...

Yea that'll straigten her riiight out.

:)