battle of the sexes: summer business attire

To the woman who got on the 6 Bay bus (nearly empty) yesterday, sat in the back (where I was the only passenger), and opened the window (when the driver was considerate enough to have the air conditioning turned on, given the fact that it was hot and muggy outside):

  1. you could have sat somewhere else
  2. you're the type of woman that has a space heater under her office desk and uses it in July (when the power grid is groaning under threat of imminent collapse), aren't you?
  3. it could not have been less than 74°F inside that bus. Seriously... get your fucking glands checked or something.
  4. yes, bitch, after you get up to leave, I will close the window with an amount of force that will make you turn back around and look at me while you're exiting from the front fucking door and not the rear door like you're supposed to. That's exactly the kind of passive/agressive way I roll.

Comments

lilmammal said…
You indirectly told her! Mmm hmmm! You go.
madamerouge said…
Oh there was lots of cold staring (from behind my aviators).

Had it been an air quality advisory / heat alert day, I would've brought it up when she first opened the window.
Anonymous said…
OK. Listen. Drop the passive Toronto thing and get NY on her ass.... tell her to shut the window it is hot out and she is wasting the energy the run the a/c. She then feels bad, you get to feel like a big top... and everyone is happy.
Anonymous said…
First of all, NYers don't do it like that. You say, "Yo bitch, shut the effing window and yo mouth. The AC is on, if you lost a few pounds, you'd actually feel it."

Sorry, MR. I didn't know that was you behind me when I opened the window taking the bus to Butchie's condo. I will be more respectful next time.
ty bluesmith said…
driving yourself is the shit. especially in a car that costs fifty bucks a week in gas.

but the a/c.

and the music.

and the going fast.

kinda worth all the invading.

i'm kidding,

of course.

but like,

the other nite,

i went 140mph on the highway.

just sayin.
If the window wasn't opened your post would be about how stuffy the bus was. You really have to stop channeling the old man that screams "get outa my yard" to all the neighborhood kids.
Riss said…
That happened to me once. I was like "Are you kidding me?" She shut it with a quickness.
The Persian said…
Yea that'll straigten her riiight out.

:)

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