Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Dijon dream

I stopped off at the city's worst Dominion store (at College Park) last night after work. Dijon mustard is on my list, but they don't stock my favourite brand, Maille. I refuse to pay full price for French's, so I skip it.

What did I dream about lastnight? Row upon row of Maille Dijon mustard, on sale.

This is obviously my stressed-out brain processing stuff. I'm extra-busy at work right now. Basically, I'm Mitzzee.

Not helping matters is the lack of (good) sex. Also, I haven't worked out since June 13th. I need a goddamned break.

16 comments:

toobusyliving said...

Excuse me Lloyd, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Butchieboy said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Salem said...

I hate that store. It's just a big Rabba.

indygirl said...

I like the way you stand up to the greedy mustard giants.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Damn those greedy mustard giants and their 20 calorie condiments.

Jason said...

Dijon tastes gross.

tornwordo said...

Dijon is only good for making Caesar salad.

Timmy said...

at least you are having sex!

Miss Thistle said...

Dijon is in a tough battle with mayonnaise for Thistle's answer to "one condiment you would choose: desert island edition."

French's is shite.

your judgemental aunt said...

Hey Fatty, I'll give you my Celine Dijon CD but it is a a French one.

Dead Robot said...

You have... something in your teeth. Just between... no not that one. The other... no. The other. One. Not that one! Next to that one! Its a seed! Look forget it. Just look at yourself in a mirror.

Nölff said...

Coleman's Hot English is the best. I know this because I am a Kraut that eats a lot of Schnitzel n' shit and I am a mustard expert.

Miss Thistle said...

Madame - you have to go to St. Lawrence Market and see the mustard guy. A-ma-zing.

The Persian said...

I haven't worked out since like early June, don't feel bad.

Salem said...

there's a mustard guy at S.L.M.? Going tomorrow.

Miss Thistle said...

Yup, and he lets you sample each one. I'm partial to the maple or the rosemary. So good.