Thursday, July 27, 2006

I am afraid of Demi M00re's b00bs

-but only in the trailer for the movie Striptease. As "La Grange" by ZZ Top spools up, and Demi tears off her white shirt (violently freeing her breasts), I get startled.



Jooles works with Mitzee and Jason. Sometimes we e-mail each other during the day about a song we've heard on the radio. I first discussed this notion of Moore's flailing cans with Jooles about a year ago. Every time I hear "La Grange" on the radio, I get a mental picture of the hostile h00ters in that movie trailer.

I really don't like that.

And lastnight, Striptease aired on one of the cable channels. Great. Now I'm associating "Cold" and "Money Can't Buy It" (by my beloved Annie Lennox) with titties, instead of every gay dinner party I attended from 1993-1994.

It has all gone to hell in my brain.

22 comments:

Carrie said...

i liked her in breakfast club and such, but her new 40+ persona is a bit much for me....although she did snag Ashton Kutcher, so Kudos to her for that.

ya fake tits are firm but nasty.

indygirl said...

She wasn't in breakfast club though, that's why you liked her in it Mitz. :D

Miss Thistle said...

I flove that movie. I watch it every single time it's on tv, but I effing missed it last night. So bitter!

The scene with Bert Reynolds and the vaseline is gold.

Anonymous said...

LOL - i saw that was on tv last night and thought of you mloyd! not in relation to the breasts of course, just "haha, I bet mloyd is scared".
In this scene I just get fascinated by the off centre triangles of her bikini top and try to figure if it's the boobs or the top that's off.... can't... stop... looking...

and btw, wtf is with the bangs?
cheers babe! jooles :)

Salem said...

Cold and Money Can't Buy It: Not at my house.

Butchieboy said...

Isn't she like 70 or something, now?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Ditto on everything that Mitzzee said. MR, perhaps you like 'em and your worried about this. j/k.

:)

madamerouge said...

Mitz, Indy: say "Brat Pack"

Jooles, AG: they're so violent. Forceful. They make their presence known. Plus, I can't help pondering how they've been in the presence of AK's nakedness...

Thistle: saw yer bf lastnight outside the gym. Damn, girl!

Butchie: if she's 70 now, that means she was 67 for the Charlie's Angels sequel beach scene.

Salem: I'm guessing there were mosh pits at your '90s dinner parties (instead of Annie Lennox Diva)

The Persian said...

Sad all the shit Demi gets over Ashton. I mean it's just wrong, he's like almost 30 by now a big boy who certainly knows what he wants and if he wants a 2nd Mother then more power to him.

Anyway, I don't like Demi, never have.. but I still feel bad for her.

tornwordo said...

Why did you do that to me?

Nölff said...

What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice
And all that’s nice,
That’s what little girls are made of.

I’m sure that you've heard this before, haven’t you? But of course we know that real girls are made of much better things than sugar and spice…

Young girls like you are made of things like ideas and thoughts and feelings! And do you know what? Every girl has a different set of ideas, thoughts and feelings. That means that every girl, including YOU, is a very special and unique person.

Being pretty means having pretty ideas, thoughts and feelings. This is because what is in your heart and your mind affects your whole body. So if you have a pretty heart and mind, you are a beautiful girl on the outside too!

I copied and pasted this from another site. I thought it would sound kind of creepy if I left it as a comment.

Timmy said...

I wish I had her boyfriend.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I hate to admit it, but I don't find AK that hot. I really don't. He's just not my type.

Jason said...

I hope you got your mustard by now (and on sale).

madamerouge said...

rötflmaö@Nölff

Butchieboy said...

TITTIES!

Natasha said...

That movie was on last night. I was thinking of you. =)

your judgemental aunt said...

boobies, boobies, boobies they jiggle like jello and jello's fun.
You hate everything even boobies!

toobusyliving said...

Did you get your mustard yet girly man who is afraid of boobs?

Crucible said...

What, were you bottle-fed? I know what you mean about movie songs. Stuck in the Middle With You from Reservoir Dogs and Singing in The Rain from (no, not that one) A Clockwork Orange.

Riss said...

When I first saw that scene I expected bullets to come flying out of her nipples.

sirbarrett said...

Think what Kushner has to deal with on a daily basis.