We're WASPs. There's no talking.
I forgot to mention: at the wedding I attended, I did my usual trick of disappearing during the garter toss. (I fucking hate the garter toss.)
I have been at three weddings in under a year where my parents were also guests. Apparently, my vanishing act hasn't gone unnoticed.
Kill me. Kill me, now.
(No, I unfortunately haven't made any headway in the topic area mentioned at the end of this post several months ago.)
My friend "Greg" usually gets a voice message from me during the garter toss. Sorry, Greg. I couldn't find a phone this time.
I have been at three weddings in under a year where my parents were also guests. Apparently, my vanishing act hasn't gone unnoticed.
Kill me. Kill me, now.
(No, I unfortunately haven't made any headway in the topic area mentioned at the end of this post several months ago.)
My friend "Greg" usually gets a voice message from me during the garter toss. Sorry, Greg. I couldn't find a phone this time.
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(I can't wait for Peter to weigh in with all sorts of pithy contributions.)
P.S. You brought it up.
I always thought my parents were crystal clear on this subject too being rather relegious and all. But to my huge surprise, they are ok with it. One of my dad's cousins in Holland turned out to be gay - got kicked out of his church - big kafuffle. Anyway, when faced with it you never can tell. Who knows, it may be good for them, too.
projectile vomiting is a distinct possibility
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why are we also talking about "bellies" ??
Tell them. They'll cry. They'll get upset. They'll deal in the end.
Maybe you can even get a leather coat out of it like me.
I think I'll just take the same approach as my car and my debt: procrastination.
Your boy is gay. Yes gay. Please vomit now so I may continue. Thank you.
Even once you get comfortable with the gay thing there's something else you'll have to get comfortable with. Are you ready? When he brings home that special someone it won't be like in the movies and TV shows. You know where the son brings a handsome strapping young man home for the parents to meet. You know the guy that looks like a model, is very successful and makes you feel comfortable telling you small town friends about the situation. No, what you'll get is a fat hairy man aka a "Bear".
Yep, your son loves them big and meaty. If you're still not sure what I mean by "Bear" just do a search on Google for "gay bear" and you'll get the idea. These are the kinds of guys that make you son say "Woof!". Oh, you don't know what Woof! means. Just ask your boy it's another thing that may surprise you.
PS You may want to Google "pig sex" so you can truly understand your boy.
Good luck and FYI Stephen Harper no longer wants your vote.
"If I could turn back tiii-i-i-ome... tiii-i-i-ome... Lookit me! I'm a lesbian that has been exposed to nuclear waste..."
(I may have been under the influence.)
Good times.
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Auntie, you are so going to hell for that.