Hello, Vegas? We would like some more alcohol. Oh, and also, some more beers. Hello? Oh wait, I forgot to dial!
After celebrating Candy's birthday Friday night, I just have one question: how come I didn't get Smart-Served?
I'm an adult, and I take full responsibility for deciding to drink all of Sweden. I realize that in getting a pretty entertainment reporter's name wrong, I made an ass of myself. And not just the regular kind of ass. Getting her mixed up with a reporter on a rival network made me an ass hat. I might as well have called her Tricia Takanawa -- she might have had a less horrified look on her face then.
But seriously, when I fumble my bar order by asking for "an Absolut Mandarin and vodka" -- on two separate occasions -- maybe it's time to offer me just a plain club soda. Ugh.
I'm an adult, and I take full responsibility for deciding to drink all of Sweden. I realize that in getting a pretty entertainment reporter's name wrong, I made an ass of myself. And not just the regular kind of ass. Getting her mixed up with a reporter on a rival network made me an ass hat. I might as well have called her Tricia Takanawa -- she might have had a less horrified look on her face then.
But seriously, when I fumble my bar order by asking for "an Absolut Mandarin and vodka" -- on two separate occasions -- maybe it's time to offer me just a plain club soda. Ugh.
Comments
Tanya Kim was at the bar?
Please tell me I didn't talk to her in my state.
You're that chick on that shitty entertainment show aren't you?
I bet you almost shit your pants when you found out about Entertainment Tonight Canada.
How do you deal with that nightmare Ben Mulroney?
Do you know Margaret Cho?
Why don't you buy me a drink?
Then your whole name mishap wouldn't have been such a big deal and you could have been mad at me for being a nightmare.
my new favorite saying: ASS HAT. you must read fug?
love it.
j.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqv8UJc72SU
CANDY