When I started manscaping in my 20s, I never really had a problem with the dreaded inaugural itch. It was uncomfortable for about a day, and that was it. Ever since, I've followed the Samantha Jones school of pubic hair: it's like a calling card.
A couple of weeks ago, I was bored and decided to clip my chest hair.
It's still itchy and making me meshugena.
How can my chest be more sensitive than my huevos?