Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I have something to get off my chest

When I started manscaping in my 20s, I never really had a problem with the dreaded inaugural itch. It was uncomfortable for about a day, and that was it. Ever since, I've followed the Samantha Jones school of pubic hair: it's like a calling card.

A couple of weeks ago, I was bored and decided to clip my chest hair.

It's still itchy and making me meshugena.

How can my chest be more sensitive than my huevos?

40 comments:

tornwordo said...

I thought hair was back in. Can't we go back to the 70's where willies bloomed forth from giant tufts of pubes?

Shora said...

You're huevos meshugena.

Pablo said...

As long as your juevos don't start itching, you'll be fine.

Anonymous said...

Isn't huevos, eggs?

Make dreadlocks in your pubes.

-Jason.

madamerouge said...

No, that's what you do.

Huevos rancheros. Ay yi yi! Necesito un weed whacker!

your judgemental aunt said...

maybe because you don't have people torture your chest like you do with your huevos?

teh l4m3 said...

I agree with tornwordo.

Gay men need not fear shoulder hair and bacne.

toobusyliving said...

"Calling Card?"

St. Dickeybird said...

Dear God!!!
How short are you clipping??
Mine go short, but never itch. It shouldn't itch unless you've removed it all.

And while you're on the topic, remember that tomorrow is HNT. It's simple to keep one story going for a few days.
;)

Timmy said...

Rouge, I didnt know you were a damn Jew. What is this world coming to?

Mitzzee said...

I wouldn't know. THANK GOD...pst weeds tonight! :)

madamerouge said...

? @ Tim

click here for pre-clip pic

(there will be no post-clip pic)

Pablo said...

I demand a post-clip pic.

Salem said...

I think that'll come back with striped tube socks.

Anonymous said...

You are always making extra money you whore.

-Jason

Anonymous said...

Tornwondo - that's freakin' hilarious.

nice to see you last night rouge. hope the rest of your night was good! cheers babe.

jooles

Anonymous said...

and jason... 4:13 am? seriously? WTF.

j.

Nölff said...

I did that once and my chest really hurt. My hair that was grwoing back stuck to my t-shirts like velcrow. I can't do that. I have to stay hairy.

I've been telling girls to grow a little hair on thier bush. I like hairy stuff.

Hair should be back in style.

teh l4m3 said...

Play ball!

Dead Robot said...

You are dead to me.

Anonymous said...

Fire crotch.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You get big AG kisses for using Yiddish!

Kisses to and blow jobs all around...

The Persian said...

I'm with Tornwordo, bring back body hair! It's so hard to search out decent hairy porn these days. Hair has become synonomous with Big old fat bearded bald guys... I mean I respect that some people find that hawt, it's just not for me.

Ive clipped before, it itches like a bitch yea.

:(

Normlr said...

Why would you go and do something silly like that? Shaving chest is bad, very bad. You need a spanking.

Pablo said...

Once you start, isn't it a lifelong commitment?

Anonymous said...

I suppose you clip your nails too.

-Jason.

sirbarrett said...

I don't care if I look like a chia pet. That is something I will never do. Never. Couldn't handle it.

Samantha Jones is my favorite Sex girl.

Anonymous said...

meshuggenah

Kunstemæcker said...

You used tree cool words in one short post. Manscaping has been added to my vocab. Lurvely.

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzzzz... is there a new post yet? Oh, well wake me up when there is.

Anonymous said...

What do you need to get off your chest?

Your inability to come up with another f****** post?

-Anon.

Pablo said...

People are hateful when you don't post new material.

madamerouge said...

They're not as hateful as I am of myself. I do that the best.

Salem said...

One more day and we'll hate you more.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Anon is such a tool.

I say you totally go on strike for another week. Make him/her suffer.

Crucible said...

"Oh Ziggy, will you ever win?"

Anonymous said...

Get your f****** fingers out of your ass and post something.

-Anon

skitzzee said...

YOU do KNOW who anon is right? lmao

Butchieboy said...

Do you shave your butthole, too?

Steven said...

If you're clipping that closely, it's almost worth just shaving it all off.

Either way, you'll itch.