Wednesday, January 10, 2007

twenty-five

Happy birthday to Steven at Human Nature. Steven was freaking out a bit earlier this week at the prospect of turning twenty-five. It's a milestone birthday, no doubt. Quarter-century. Twenties half over. I must have been thinking these things when I turned 25, because I:

  • went out with Peter and Jason, and drank too much
  • had a lap dance at Remington's
  • later on the dance floor at Club Colby's, made everyone smell my finger (it was stripper perineum, not ass... I swear to God)
  • wound up at the tubs, where there was a big lineup (for rooms and lockers)
  • started talking to the guy beside me, who asked what I had done that Monday night
  • found out it was his birthday, too
  • asked him if he wanted to get out of line and go back to my place
  • back at my apartment, I actually carded him to see if he shared my birthday (which he did)
  • blew him in front of my kitchen sink, then sent him home
  • went to class the next day with a massive hangover


Do it up in style, Steven. You young pup, you.

18 comments:

tornwordo said...

How can you remember what you did on your birthday that long ago? And I'm charmed that you forced the stripper perineum smell on strangers.

Anonymous said...

Did you swallow?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

MR, you seemed so innocent. AG was clearly wrong you naughty, naughty boy!

AG spent her 25th in Hawaii and enjoyed every moment of it.

Timmy said...

you sure have a good memory....I couldnt tell you what I did on my 25th, other than drinking liquor.

madamerouge said...

"that long ago" -- ouch, Torn! (Although it was nearly 12 years ago. Jeebus!)

Nolff: @ the strip club... no
@ my apartment... probably

AG: I am dirrrty

Timmy: you never forget your first lap dance!

Miss Thistle said...

Hahahaha "smell my finger" is the best

your judgemental aunt said...

you were like that monkey in the tree who smells his finger and falls out of the tree
HA HA!

Anonymous said...

His perineum must have been covered in shit, cause I sure remember the smell.

Natasha said...

OMG, too much information.

Crucible said...

Can't say I remember mine but can see how you might :)

Pablo said...

I had just found out my boyfriend cheated on my on my 25th. Jerk.

Snooze said...

I remember Club Colbys. Luckily none of the guys I knew had me smell their fingers.

Anonymous said...

I used to love going to Colbys.

I know someone who gets off on stinky fingers. Seriously.

Salem said...

His post says "25 again".

teh l4m3 said...

Crap. 25. Don't ever want to do that again...

Anonymous said...

aw shit. I am turning 26 on sunday.

Steven said...

Two things...

MR, thank you for the shout out.

Salem, shut it.

Butchieboy said...

Wow. I missed the part about the finger.