Thursday, February 08, 2007

she loaded her babies on that Eastern Air Lines jet and LEFT HIS ASS!

Tonight, I'm having two girlfriends over to watch Heartburn. They'll be seeing it for the first time. I, on the other hand, have seen it so many times I have themed snacks planned: something approximating mashed potatoes (for the sequence where a depressed Rachel eats them right out of the pot), and key lime pie (which Mark gets in the face near the end).

I first suggested screening it when we got together for lunch last fall. Girlfriend A had her man pull a Billy Crudup on her, bailing on the marriage while she was expecting. Girlfriend B just knows I'm nuts about Meryl Streep.

I'm so excited, I made a Heartburn collage for y'all:

16 comments:

Pablo said...

You are super gay! Haha!

I want some mashed potatoes and key lime pie.

Jason said...

Great. Any other events coming up that are "anti-Jason" I should know about?

Fine, I'll go see Pan's Labyrinth or Children of Men alone.

Miss Thistle said...

I have to see that movie.

I also have to see Pan's Labyrinth, Jason - everyone keeps talking about how it's the bestmovieever!!!!!!

Butchieboy said...

Yep, you're gay all right.

Natasha said...

key lime pie and not birthday cake?

Anonymous said...

I have to see that!!

I love Streep too!!

I hate men.

mitz

Timmy said...

I so need to rent that and watch it again! Classic!

toobusyliving said...

I love that movie. I guess that means I'm gay too.

Jack said...

Who?? Who in their right mind would leave Mary-Louise Parker??
Have fun! You go all out, MR, it sounds like fun.

St. Dickeybird said...

I've never heard of Heartburn..
Maybe if I'd been invited I'd know about this fantastic film???

Instead I'm going home to watch Undercover Brother!

Normlr said...

Men suck Meryl Streep. Tee hee hee.

I'm all for Pan's Labyrinth too. I've never heard of Heartburn.

Snooze said...

Sounds like a great movie and an even better event night. Have fun!

teh l4m3 said...

What, Beaches isn't good enough?

tornwordo said...

Beaches? Heartburn? What are these films? Meryl can do no wrong, so why haven't I seen this?

Jason said...

No, really, "Heartburn?" You are a woman.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What about inviting teh girlfriend: ADORABLE GIRLFRIEND?

Hmmmph!!!!!!!!!!!