Thursday, April 19, 2007


What does one do upon realizing one has ostensibly wasted the last 11½ years of one's life?

from Cause and Effect, Star Trek: TNG, season 5

Monday, April 09, 2007

STFU! It's Madame Rouge

Like OMG. I wish I could blame my absence on FaceTube. But I haven't had any of that Kool-Aid, thank you very much. Nor will I succumb.

I would like to address the issue of empire waist dresses. If you are a woman, and you are wearing a dress with an empire waist, I am going to assume that you are with child. They are butt-ugly and unflattering, and should not be worn unless you're pregnant. Do you hear that, Stacy London?

That is all.