Like OMG. I wish I could blame my absence on FaceTube . But I haven't had any of that Kool-Aid, thank you very much. Nor will I succumb. I would like to address the issue of empire waist dresses . If you are a woman, and you are wearing a dress with an empire waist, I am going to assume that you are with child . They are butt-ugly and unflattering, and should not be worn unless you're pregnant. Do you hear that, Stacy London ? That is all.