she loaded her babies on that Eastern Air Lines jet and LEFT HIS ASS!

Tonight, I'm having two girlfriends over to watch Heartburn . They'll be seeing it for the first time. I, on the other hand, have seen it so many times I have themed snacks planned: something approximating mashed potatoes (for the sequence where a depressed Rachel eats them right out of the pot), and key lime pie (which Mark gets in the face near the end). I first suggested screening it when we got together for lunch last fall. Girlfriend A had her man pull a Billy Crudup on her, bailing on the marriage while she was expecting. Girlfriend B just knows I'm nuts about Meryl Streep . I'm so excited, I made a Heartburn collage for y'all: