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Joe, if you lose your teaching job over this [doubtful], know that you have a future in selling your sweaty jogging shorts online. Put me down for a pair. more on Joe Killoran: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/how-a-shirtless-jogger-got-frustration-off-his-chest-with-rob-ford/article19416121/ http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/01/you-dont-have-to-be-some-partisan-maniac-to-be-angry-with-this-mayor-shirtless-jogger-explains-why-he-heckled-rob-ford/ http://www.thespec.com/opinion-story/4595033-the-problem-of-overprotective-parents/ http://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorialopinion/2011/08/24/religion_or_equality.html

My friends and I have all freaked out about how young Taylor Lautner is (born in 1992). But as Ellen danced to C+C Music Factory's "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" today, I realized that Lautner was born after that song came out. It charted a full year before he was born. Oh, and Madonna's "Vogue" ? Released almost two years before Lautner's birth. I decided to re-write the lyrics to "Vogue". It's how I feel this morning. what are you looking at? old, old break a hip break a hip look around, everywhere you turn it's walkers they're everywhere that you go you try everything you can to stand up and not die in the bathtub when your health fails and you long to be someone younger than you are today I know a place where you can get away it's called dementia and you get it when you're old, old feel your body break to the music hey hey hey fuckin' old let your body go with the flow you know you have De...

...greets the world at the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. I believe this stunningly beautiful man is a member of the Tsleil-Waututh Nation . I've had a special reverence for the First Nations of Canada's west coast since I was in primary school. I did a project on the Interior Salish . They are wicked cool. I love you, wolf guy.

The guy I'm seeing lent me the first season of Battlestar Galactica (including the four-hour introductory miniseries) on DVD. Last night, I watched the "Six Degrees of Separation" episode, which (according to the DVD) originally aired on February 18, 2005. I'm four years late for the party, but fervently enjoying it. One reason I didn't pay much attention to BSG initially: snobbery. When I surf-landed on it years ago, I picked up on some cheesy Canadian production traits that led me to dismiss it. The series screamed "low budget" to me at the time, due to the prevalence of pegboard in the set construction. Even now that I'm hooked (pardon the pun), the pegboard still makes me cringe. Another minor annoyance: the accents. XO Tigh speaking with an immediately recognizable Canadian accent gives me cognitive dissonance.* No disrespect to Michael Hogan intended; I think he's a fine actor and a total DILF. The same goes for James Callis ...

Good LORD this man is hot (dancing football stud on the left): Sobe - Lizard Lake @ Yahoo! Video Matt Light plays for the New England Patriots . I don't watch football, but I pay attention to the Superbowl ads the next day. I had no idea who Matt Light was until this ad. Damn! He even has his own charitable foundation . HOW HOT IS HE? Jeebus! And he can dance! I wonder if he'll do Dancing with the Stars one day. I am in bear heaven. WHAT. A. MAN !

My Eddie Bauer catalogue arrived in the mail today. On a related note, I'm being evicted for touching myself inappropriately in the mailroom of my building.* *(just kidding)

Sorry... I don't have very much time... I'm voting for Joey Fatone after seeing him in Dancing With the Stars . I'm allowed 11 calls from my telephone line. [giggles] This is so unlike me! He's so loveable. Smack that! AW YEAH! 6'1" of pure WOOF . Plus... a great sense of humour, killer smile, gorgeous hair, self-effacing... It's high time I go public with my crush on Joey. He's number nine on my Top Ten List . (I'm in need of a cuddle.)

It's cold outside! But if you dress appropriately, it's not so bad. In this picture, Colton Ford demonstrates the benefits of thermal underwear.

Miss Thistle and another friend saw the JT/Pink concert lastnight. Yes, I am jealous! Pink is a badass and I like her for it. Justin Timberlake... well let's just say that I think this is one of his best ass ets: Oh, and I like a lot of his songs, too. And I don't care who knows! Lastnight, I saw Little Children with Peter , Marc , and Jason . It was a real treat to watch such a long movie with so many scenes of Patrick Wilson 's face, smile, eyes, teeth, chest, arms, abs, legs, and ass. Oh, that ass... (Detecting a theme, anyone?)

...because I'm crushin' on Tory Belleci from Mythbusters and Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs . Tory is smart and funny. His smile kills me. Mike Rowe... manly, strappin', and one helluva sexy voice. Yeah, I watched me some television on Saturday. And lastnight, I watched Super Size Me on CBC . I had always wanted to see it, but knowing that Morgan Spurlock spews in it made me want to make sure I had control of the volume. (I always mute barf scenes, and usually look away from the television.) It's funny: despite having seen Spurlock and Rowe projectile vomit on the small screen, I still find them eminently attractive.

Meat Meet the eighth entry in my Top Ten List. APPRECIATE HIM! Here's Josh Stamberg as "Sarge," the paintballer who had a threeway with Keith and David in the third season of Six Feet Under . He played a no-nonsense, no-drama gay guy who oozed sex and a comfortable, natural masculinity that had me, um, standing at attention . On Monday's episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip , he guest starred as a movie producer who offers Harriet a major role--and states that he wants to date her. I hope this is a long story arc, because I can't get enough of this man. Josh... you're hot! Please, update your IMDB page with some photos and your role on S60 ! (While you're at it, joshstamberg.com needs work.) previous entries Eric Bana Chris Evans Colton Ford Troy Garity Christopher Meloni Adrian Pasdar Paul Rudd

I first laid eyes on the tall, dark, and handsome Troy Garity during the telecast of the 2004 Golden Globe Awards . He was nominated for his role in Soldier's Girl , which I finally saw over the weekend. And he's the seventh man on my Top Ten List. Garity's performance is believable, powerful, and moving. I'm looking forward to seeing more of him on screen. APPRECIATE HIM! previous entries Eric Bana Chris Evans Colton Ford Christopher Meloni Adrian Pasdar Paul Rudd

You're the sixth entry on my Top Ten List. Christopher Meloni does it all: drama, comedy, full-frontal... the man has guts and talent. And he's so damned hunky! APPRECIATE HIM! previous entries Eric Bana Chris Evans Colton Ford Adrian Pasdar Paul Rudd

What is it about Friday that makes my mind drift to hunky men? I seem to remember "beefcake Friday" over at Republic of Dogs . Auntie and Thistle have their " who'd ya do?" (although that's sometimes about choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea). Entry number five on my Top Ten List is Colton Ford . APPRECIATE HIM! One of these days I'll pick up Naked Fame at the store and learn more about his foray into the music business. I'll be honest, though: he first grabbed my attention as an adult film star, and that's where he'll always have a place in my, um, heart. Woof! Previous entries on my list are linked here . - note to tehl4m3 : careful, you're still on watch - note to Timmy : your e-mail appears to be broken. (I tried!)

It's Friday... time for another man from my Top Ten List. The previous entries (in no particular order) were Eric Bana , Adrian Pasdar , and Paul Rudd . Get your spoons ready... here comes my fourth man, Chris Evans : Yes, he's pretty in an obvious sort of way. But he's also hella sexy. I was in such a state after seeing Fantastic Four that I thought I was in a pull-through parking spot, and drove into a cement barrier in the movie theatre garage. Here's another shot, much more rough-and-tumble: APPRECIATE HIM!

Back in March , I promised a posting of my Top Ten List. (Given the recent dearth of posts on this clog, I should consider stretching that list out to ten posts.) The list has been a fluid thing over the years, but Paul Rudd has been there since I first saw him (along with just about everyone else) in 1995's Clueless . In the spring of 1998, I had to log a weekend of retail therapy to get over seeing Rudd in The Object of My Affection . (He completely destroyed me in that film.) And unlike Rachel Weisz's character in The Shape of Things (2003), I thought Paul Rudd's character was perfect and not in need of a makeover. So, thanks to Peter 's surfing, I bring you the intelligent sensuality of Paul Rudd: (Lookit the boxers on the floor! I'm done !)

If you're shy about showering at the gym, you should know that you draw infinitely more attention to yourself when you shower in your underwear. Remember: the best place to hide something is in plain sight!

I do. This one's for Blue Girl :

For your appreciation... inspired by the last post... Nat's husband ... APPRECIATE HIM!

This is Dane Cook, and when I saw him on SNL talking about having an amazing erecti0n--one that he was very proud of, and that lasted even as he walked into his kitchen, placed a cashew nut on the tip, and flicked it up into his open mouth--I practically crawled into my television set screaming "I love cashews!"