I always win

Joe, if you lose your teaching job over this [doubtful], know that you have a future in selling your sweaty jogging shorts online. Put me down for a pair. more on Joe Killoran: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/how-a-shirtless-jogger-got-frustration-off-his-chest-with-rob-ford/article19416121/ http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/07/01/you-dont-have-to-be-some-partisan-maniac-to-be-angry-with-this-mayor-shirtless-jogger-explains-why-he-heckled-rob-ford/ http://www.thespec.com/opinion-story/4595033-the-problem-of-overprotective-parents/ http://www.thestar.com/opinion/editorialopinion/2011/08/24/religion_or_equality.html

My Eddie Bauer catalogue arrived in the mail today. On a related note, I'm being evicted for touching myself inappropriately in the mailroom of my building.* *(just kidding)

What is it about Friday that makes my mind drift to hunky men? I seem to remember "beefcake Friday" over at Republic of Dogs . Auntie and Thistle have their " who'd ya do?" (although that's sometimes about choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea). Entry number five on my Top Ten List is Colton Ford . APPRECIATE HIM! One of these days I'll pick up Naked Fame at the store and learn more about his foray into the music business. I'll be honest, though: he first grabbed my attention as an adult film star, and that's where he'll always have a place in my, um, heart. Woof! Previous entries on my list are linked here . - note to tehl4m3 : careful, you're still on watch - note to Timmy : your e-mail appears to be broken. (I tried!)

It's Friday... time for another man from my Top Ten List. The previous entries (in no particular order) were Eric Bana , Adrian Pasdar , and Paul Rudd . Get your spoons ready... here comes my fourth man, Chris Evans : Yes, he's pretty in an obvious sort of way. But he's also hella sexy. I was in such a state after seeing Fantastic Four that I thought I was in a pull-through parking spot, and drove into a cement barrier in the movie theatre garage. Here's another shot, much more rough-and-tumble: APPRECIATE HIM!