Wednesday, July 02, 2014

sweaty & fed-up

DO ME! DO ME NOW! Joe, if you lose your teaching job over this [doubtful], know that you have a future in selling your sweaty jogging shorts online. Put me down for a pair.

more on Joe Killoran:

Thursday, September 20, 2012


There was a StevieNicks-off on tonight's episode (season premiere) of NBC's Up All Night.

Reagan is packing up her office, playing "Edge of Seventeen". Suddenly, she hears the same song coming from Ava's office. They're in the middle of a spat. She stares at Ava.

Ava shoots her a dirty look, cranks the volume, and throws down:

Not to be outdone, Reagan turns her volume up even louder, and holds up the speakers:

I love it so much.

Sunday, June 03, 2012

moving on to phase 3

I've made great progress in the diet, reaching my goal weight (205 lbs) nearly 2 months ahead of schedule. I was able to stick to it... pretty much. There were days when I had some extra oat bran: snacky times when I was staring down a sleeve of saltines, and (wisely) opted to have some yogurt and oat bran instead. On the Victoria Day long weekend, I gave in and had some alcohol.

Luckily, I didn't seem to do much damage.

Onward to the consolidation phase. which I'll be on for 237 days (5 days for every pound lost). I'm off to the grocery store to get some apples, whole grain bread, and cheddar cheese.

weight 205 lbs (47.4 lbs)
19.7% body fat
61.5% water weight
38.7% muscle mass
 4.0% bone mass

body statistics, 3 June 2012

Sunday, April 08, 2012

phase 2 update

Doing well! Made it through Easter weekend without having any candy or chocolate (or wine). People are starting to really notice the weight loss. I need to buy some new pants.

Above all else: I feel fantastic.

body statistics as of today

Sunday, March 04, 2012

phase 1 complete

Dukan recommended 6 days of attack phase for me; I ended up doing 8. I simply ran out of time to go shopping for the allowed vegetables.

I'm still feeling pretty good. It was a long work week, and (as usual) I was quite tired by the end. I did have a couple of cravings for something sweet & processed... something easy and boxed. I chalked it up to lack of sleep, and stuck to my guns.

I started the cruise phase yesterday. I almost can't believe I've gone 10 days without eating bread, pasta, or starchy vegetables! I don't think that's happened since I started eating solid food as a baby.

This is awesome. I know there may be difficult times in the next few months... times when I really want peanut butter or an alcoholic beverage. But the end of July will be here before I know it.* If I can keep my eyes on the prize (205 lbs by the end of July), I'll be fine.

weight 245.8 lbs ↓ (6.6 lbs)
26.8% body fat 
56.1% water weight 
35.2% muscle mass 
3.7% bone mass 

* cruise phase lasts until then

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

oat bran quandary

I'm no worse for my choice of oat bran. From page 54 of The Dukan Diet:
"If the bran is not thoroughly sifted, it is not sufficiently pure and contains too much flour. [...] is after it has been sifted for a sixth time, B6, that oat bran has negligible fast carbohydrate content."
Fast carbohydrates: a scary concept for someone trying to kick his carb addiction. So, I wrote the manufacturer of the oat bran I bought. Their response assures me that I'm not ingesting the equivalent of bleached wheat flour.

Now I'm feelin' so fly, like a B6.

weight 247.4 lbs 

Monday, February 27, 2012

hello-o-o ketones

DAY 4: I feel great. Felt great yesterday, too. Hopefully, I'm through the worst of the carb withdrawal. Dr. Dukan says it's all due to the ketones... in some dieters, the effect can be euphoric.

My system has also adjusted in other, um, important ways. Yesterday, I was beginning to feel a bit like Nibbler. You see, I was a day late starting the oat bran component of the diet. In last week's preparatory shopping, I couldn't find a product with milling & sifting properties listed in the book. Being prone to rule-following, I spent most of Saturday morning in a resumed search for oat bran. (It's why my first meal on Saturday was delayed.)

From what I can tell by trolling the Web, I'm not alone. More on this in a future post. To summarize: I bought oat bran on Saturday, and "things" are better today.

weight 248.6 lbs (no change)