eroticizing Curious George again
I saw a poster on my subway station platform about the upcoming Curious George movie . I immediately noticed that the music was written and performed by Jack Johnson ... Jack Johnson. Curious George. Bi-curious. Monkey sex. I don't know why my filthy mind made the connection, but it did. Jack Johnson is hotter than hell , so I could eroticize a parking ticket if he sang about it. Barefoot. I'm sorry, George. I haven't had a mental picture like this since the Friends episode with Marcel the monkey: Rachel: Marcel! Bad monkey! Ross: What? Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.