A Random Person (RP) has transcended space and time and has managed to enter madamerouge's body (this is non-sexual, pervs) to experience what it's like to be madame in the morning...
RP: Omigod, I had no idea it was this bad. So is it every morning that you feel like you want to die, or just today in particular?
madamerouge: Pretty much every morning. If it's a weekend, and I get to sleep in and watch the Discovery Channel for a while, it's not so bad. But during the workweek, yes, I pray for death every morning.
RP: That's not good. You should talk to your shrink about that.
madamerouge: Yeah, whatever. Where's my coffee?