Thursday, December 08, 2005

madame's mornings

A Random Person (RP) has transcended space and time and has managed to enter madamerouge's body (this is non-sexual, pervs) to experience what it's like to be madame in the morning...

RP: Omigod, I had no idea it was this bad. So is it every morning that you feel like you want to die, or just today in particular?

madamerouge: Pretty much every morning. If it's a weekend, and I get to sleep in and watch the Discovery Channel for a while, it's not so bad. But during the workweek, yes, I pray for death every morning.

RP: That's not good. You should talk to your shrink about that.

madamerouge: Yeah, whatever. Where's my coffee?

13 comments:

Jason said...

What would coffee made by a ranch hand at a camp up in the hills of Wyoming taste like?

Carrie said...

have a fresca.
that will help...or you could try crack, i hear it makes all your worries disappear...that will not only make you want to live, but to want more and it will actually successfully take years off your life.

jk....cheer up mloyd...u just went to spain.

madamerouge said...

J - made with ice-cold spring water? Percolated?

M - a black Lincoln Town Car (Executive Series... with extended wheelbase) waiting outside my building every morning... toasty warm in the winter, air-conditioned in the summer, quiet driver, copy of The Globe and Mail and a Lettieri coffe made just the way I like it waiting for me in the leather-clad, roomy backseat... that might make me like mornings more.

your judgemental aunt said...

RP: wow the rugs do match the drapes!

Mizzee are you trying to turn mloyd str8 with your "try some crack" comment. Try all you like I don't think big red's gonna do you. Don't listen to her mloyd girl parts are just wrong.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

It would taste like coffee, Jason. Afterall, it's Wyoming. They are republican. Not fancy.

Carrie said...

mloyd i can not help you with that...i ride a bee c clet

and yja - how can girl parts be bad, they are natural and they are what GOD gave us....male on male is WRONG it says so in the bible...you are sick and you need to be healed...there are people out there that can help you....not me of course, i wouldn't help you, i'm too pure for that....but there are some, look them up with your mad google skills and get the help you need....

MLOYD, JASON, TOOBUSYLIVING, i think we need to do an intervention....let's get together.

Carrie said...

wipe the shit off your cock while you're at it!

madamerouge said...

good lord, Mitz, you're starting to sound like Chubba B.

Shora said...

Let's all go see Brokeback Mountain together and then discuss.

Mmmmm....Jake.

Carrie said...

Jason told me to say that. :)

natasha said...

Bad words. Somebody close my eyes. Quick!

Mloyd, why do you delete certain comments? That's no fun.

ty bluesmith said...

gonna do it naturally, whoa whoa whoa-oh.

i'm every woman........

Jason said...

New blog entry now! Getting bored...