Monday, January 09, 2006

so long, Zidovudine... hello, Tenofovir...

February 1997 - January 2006

I knew I had licked you when I could chase you with a Mike's Hard Lemonade... and when I didn't require Gravol twice a day...

I'll miss your likeness to Tylenol when I enter the United States of America...

Speaking of Tylenol, I have a headache. Is that you, Tenofovir?

35 comments:

r-e-n spells ren but i'm raw said...

i have a crazy headache right now.

i think that using a mop with murphy's oil soap on it from the last time in a fresh bucket of ammonia water was not a good idea.

if i die, please tell bernie that no one ever made me come like that.

madamerouge said...

Oh Jesus, don't mention Murphy's Oil Soap. Too Busy Living reads this blog and his mop's all wet for that stuff. Drives Jason up the wall.

Ammonia is an excellent cleaning solution, but is not to be mixed with anything besides water. Open a window immediately.

Message relayed.

Carrie said...

chubba has been inhaling far too much ammonia, fo sho....as for murphy's oil....does tbl drink it??? or inhale it? oh you mean the soap? for wood(ies) or for bathing? jk....wuv woo tbl...and chubba...you dirty HEATHENS!

as for you mloyd....try ADVIL....or perhaps tbl or snacksie can hand you some ativan....which reminds me i need to put in my order for jason when he leaves for mexico....

car@ said...

Advil works fer me Madame! coz here in spain we get crazy painkillers....they are just like drugs!

toobusyliving said...

I love the smell of Murphy's Oil Soap. I always take 222's ocer the counter with codeine for headaches, but you can't get them OTH in the States.

Mlloyd - I never get new meds, just "same old, same old" ARV for me :(

teh l4m3 said...

Mikes is for teenagers. And what is this Gravol stuff? Sounds communistic to me. I don't truck with that communist business.

madamerouge said...

It is, but it's also acid vodka drink sauce and I was very proud the night I kept 'em down with that slop.

Gravol is like dramamine.

madamerouge said...

Uncanny Canadian, help me!

Jason said...

I took a vitamin today and then it scared me.

Carrie said...

Jason likes fish oil

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Mike's is for kids.

I resent that statement. It's a product of Canada. Go home you little American...

In the states you can get 800 mg of Motrin in a pill. Can you get that in Canada?

Adorable Girlfriend said...

P.S. teh, I still love you, even if you trash mouth the Mike's.

toobusyliving said...

teh's mouth hates mikes but loves white zinfandel. what-up with that?

teh l4m3 said...

Ooh, I never considered it as a mixer... I may be a convert yet.

madamerouge said...

Everyone's missing the point. I couldn't eat for a month after starting meds. As I gradually regained my appetite, I found I still had problems with high-acid stuff like coffee and orange juice. One night at a gay bar in London Ont., I ended up in the bathroom retching after having a Mike's. (Yeah, yeah, I know. Give me a break: it was 1997 and I was 27.) But eventually I got over the worst of the side effects, and started being able to drink oj & coffee again.

madamerouge said...

AG, apparently the highest dose of Motrin we can get here is 400 mg. I had to look it up on their website... I've never taken a Motrin before in my life. I rarely even take Tylenol.

Carrie said...

i love motrin!

Jason said...

Seek God.

toobusyliving said...

I think Mitzee you mean you love MIDOL.

toobusyliving said...

Mmoyd, say "actually, I hardly ever take pills at all."

madamerouge said...

Fuck off.

Carrie said...

I LOVE IT SO MUCH! You are all NUTS....not i, YOU! and i've never tried midol ever, i prefer
M O T R I N, or ATIVAN if Jason is so inclined to do a sistah a fava when he goes to Mexico (wink) :P

toobusyliving said...

here's bernie

Carrie said...

i've never had midol...ya ass!!!

Carrie said...

nor do i have m by proxy...ya ass

Carrie said...

altho i did try to leave Jason a KYRA message this morning only he answered his bloody phone at 8am....wtf?

madamerouge said...

Mitzzee's a Pamprin girl, all da way.

madamerouge said...

Lurleen was cleaning house, so Snacksie had to flee.

toobusyliving said...

Pampers, maybe.

Mitzee is 100% Sally Struthers

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Hmmm...I have a friend who works for the makers of Motrin. Let me see what she can hook up from the company store -- she gets things there for like a quater.

Jason said...

Blah blah blah... I'm just 'a chit chattin' away.

Chit Chat.

Chit Chat.

Carrie said...

peter fuck off here too!!!

you look like a swollen membrane, stuff it up yer ass!

Carrie said...

i still wuv woo peter...

Jason said...

Boyd, Jake is dreamy.

your judgemental aunt said...

Notes On The Conversations Above.

Drinking cures headaches!

Brokeback Mountain is still a boring movie.

Mikes Hard is not just a teenagers drink but it's a teenaged chick's drink.