Thursday, December 29, 2005

eroticizing Curious George again

I saw a poster on my subway station platform about the upcoming Curious George movie. I immediately noticed that the music was written and performed by Jack Johnson...

Jack Johnson. Curious George. Bi-curious. Monkey sex.

I don't know why my filthy mind made the connection, but it did. Jack Johnson is hotter than hell, so I could eroticize a parking ticket if he sang about it. Barefoot.

I'm sorry, George. I haven't had a mental picture like this since the Friends episode with Marcel the monkey:
Rachel: Marcel! Bad monkey!
Ross: What?
Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

17 comments:

Crucible said...

And what's up with the guy with the big yellow hat?

Don't know if you are celebrating, but best wishes for the new year.

Anonymous said...

bailey never gets rides from airports.

Anonymous said...

is it sad that I know every quote from Friends ever? yeah, I thought so too. happy new year flmoyd. jooles :)

r-e-n spells ren but i'm raw said...

i'm taking the day off from work to drink with the swede.

you are invited

madamerouge said...

woo-hoo! I can be in certain parts of Ohio within 4h. Who is the Swede?

madamerouge said...

Jooles,

Nobody told you life was gonna be this way,
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year...


(My life.)

mistipurple said...

happy new year 2006!
wow, canadians have lives. no one's around half the time.

mistipurple said...

*clutter*
i've brought me own lounge. don't bother about me. i've brought me own dwinks too. :p

car@ said...

Madame!!!!!!!! happy happy 2006!!!!! here we are getting closer by now, jeje!

Hope you have a good ending of 2005 and a better start of 2006! ;-* ;-)

Carrie said...

happy new year mloyd!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Monkey sex? Hot!

Jason said...

Peter might have reminded me that I "cleaned up" your computer for you. Oops. Sorry.

Carrie said...

is that where jason got the big cock pic from? :P

madamerouge said...

Surprisingly, no.

Jason's "cleanup" involved deleting some desktop files I was working on, and a few shortcuts. I had to do a system restore to get them back.

mistipurple said...

i feel happy coming here. ya. :D

sirbarrett said...

Bad monkeys!

Jack said...

So that's why the hat was yellow. It was a latex jimmy hat.