Jack Johnson. Curious George. Bi-curious. Monkey sex.
I don't know why my filthy mind made the connection, but it did. Jack Johnson is hotter than hell, so I could eroticize a parking ticket if he sang about it. Barefoot.
I'm sorry, George. I haven't had a mental picture like this since the Friends episode with Marcel the monkey:
Rachel: Marcel! Bad monkey!
Rachel: Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.