Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Antonio... Antonio... Antonio...






A display for this fancy cologne was in my local drugstore over Christmas:














Now, I'm seeing this movie advertised:
















[cringe]

That's what I did when I saw those things. Also, kind of a miniature head-shake. Barely discernible. Then, a flashback to the early nineties: trying to secretly* tape Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! from a movie channel off my parents' satellite dish, because I heard he got naked in that movie. Flash-forward to the mid-nineties: Antonio as Miguel in Philadelphia, in dress whites.

What happened, Antonio?

I blame jLo.


* secret taping--to avoid my mother's judgement. "What kind of degenerate filth is that?"

15 comments:

Dead Robot said...

Its sad when celebrities, masturbation fantasies, heroes sell themselves out. When Hugo Weaving starts to do Volvo commercial voice overs (shame Keifer! Shame!) I will become a pop culture hermit.

toobusyliving said...

I try to block.it.all.out.

Miss Thistle said...

Gross. I blame Melanie. Mommy needs botox money!

Antonio made for a pretty sexy vampire in Interview. Looked kinda hott in his scenes with The Pitt and helped distract from the hot mess that's The Tooth.

fatrobot said...

this has nothing to do with time travelling glow in the dark cobras
therefore i refuse to comment

The Persian said...

I never found Antonio attractive, even back in the day. Now Antonio SABATO jr, well he can design a toilet deodorizer and I wouldn't think any less of him.

:)

Butchieboy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You guys are sooo gay!

your judgemental aunt said...

He always got on my nerves. But more power to him. Make the $$$ when you can!

tornwordo said...

What about Ariana gate. Aren't you going to mention that?

The cologne makes me shudder.

Carrie said...

lmao...i love u

madamerouge said...

torn, are you referring to the "compilation" of George Clooney's views on Arianna Huffington's blog? (The compilation that was "passed off" as Clooney's own blog post?)

car@ said...

I too blame MELANNIE!! Antonio is a nice guy...i swear! i met him last year and gave him 2 big kisses!

Sometimes one can be so low to please other's desires.... *sigh*

mistipurple said...

Cara kissed Antonio?!!!
*faints*

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Gross. I don't want to see heteros tangoing in ads. My eyes! My eyes!

teh l4m3 said...

At least he didn't turn scientologist.

Jason said...

Did the cologne at least smell alright?