Saturday, March 04, 2006

R.I.P. Chubba Butters

Dude, I don't know what the fuck's goin' on over at your place, but in the last day or so you've morphed into "Chance LaFriend" and when I clicked on you I saw a pierced noony.

I sincerely appreciated "I have serious fucking problems and I hate you." And, "just keep complaining until your dreams come true." And, "they killed a retard on the bus [...] there goes reality, Jack."

Brilliant 21st century poetry, replaced by labia flaps.

But, in the last 12h or so, you've redeemed yourself. Chance LaFriend seems to be back to its urban, disaffected roots.

You said you wuz getting tired of having your cover blown. Dude, if that was true, why did you keep your url?

And I quote:

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.


-W.H.Auden

This drunkhighfag has got you on watch.

7 comments:

George Larson said...

Chubba was funnier than Chance.

car@ said...

I miss Chubba like i miss Ty like i will miss Chance later on...

toobusyliving said...

I feel like I've lost a good, dirty friend. Maybe a cup of Maxwell House International Collection instant coffee flavoured bevereage will make me feel better.

ty bluesmith said...

latty goes

"you're just so damn popular" and picked up her book and began reading.

me,

i wanted to hug you.

and i never hug.

i'm just

not a hugger

Jason said...

Why did he change it?

Carrie said...

drunkhighfag.....brilliant.

i miss chubba and ty and chance...oh wait he's still kickin...ya well whatever. i just miss throwing out nasty comments, he's all "it's all about me now" (like he wasn't b4, but worse...he's banned the masses...fuck)

ok....i'm off to jack off in the washroom now to blow off some steam.....jk i don't do that, EVER)

Kunstemæcker said...

Chance Lafriend as a nick sucks, but so does Kracker.