Monday, June 19, 2006

personal hygiene 101

Before leaving your domicile for the day, either brush your teeth or gargle with mouthwash.

Morning breath in a confined space (like a subway car) is not pleasant. If you think your breath is o.k., you are wrong. Grab a toothbrush, fool.

13 comments:

your judgemental aunt said...

My breath is like me. Pretty and nice!

Salem said...

Tomorrow, give a lesson on not kicking your shoes off at the office when you've got rank panty hose.

Jason said...

Ew... rank panty hose.

tornwordo said...

Um, may I add deoderant to your list of morning necessities. With the hot humid days of summer upon us, this is essential.

indygirl said...

Lazy ass mofos

Shora said...

Hair washing is also good. I was about to have a little nap on the train the other day... noticed just in the nick of time that somebody before me had smeared their hair grease all over the window. Ew, people!!!

Butchieboy said...

Sorry, dude. I was in a hurry.

sirbarrett said...

Heh Heh HELLO! Hah hah hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow are you?? I'm sure you'll be glhaad that I even flossed!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What about when you are on the walk of shame and you see a friend? Refuse to speak to him or her?

toobusyliving said...

Lloyd? Walk of Shame? You're talkin' Crazy there AG!

Nölff said...

True dat, true dat.
Don't let them tell you any secrets either. phew phew.

Timmy said...

hair washing is not at all as important, i dont wash my hair everyday.....i do brush my teeth more than once a day. you should never nap on a train anyway.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I know TBL, but what does a girl do when this happens?