Actually, I very rarely win.
My breath is like me. Pretty and nice!
Tomorrow, give a lesson on not kicking your shoes off at the office when you've got rank panty hose.
Ew... rank panty hose.
Um, may I add deoderant to your list of morning necessities. With the hot humid days of summer upon us, this is essential.
Lazy ass mofos
Hair washing is also good. I was about to have a little nap on the train the other day... noticed just in the nick of time that somebody before me had smeared their hair grease all over the window. Ew, people!!!
Sorry, dude. I was in a hurry.
Heh Heh HELLO! Hah hah hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow are you?? I'm sure you'll be glhaad that I even flossed!
What about when you are on the walk of shame and you see a friend? Refuse to speak to him or her?
Lloyd? Walk of Shame? You're talkin' Crazy there AG!
True dat, true dat.Don't let them tell you any secrets either. phew phew.
hair washing is not at all as important, i dont wash my hair everyday.....i do brush my teeth more than once a day. you should never nap on a train anyway.
I know TBL, but what does a girl do when this happens?
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