Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Hello, Vegas? We would like some more alcohol. Oh, and also, some more beers. Hello? Oh wait, I forgot to dial!

After celebrating Candy's birthday Friday night, I just have one question: how come I didn't get Smart-Served?

I'm an adult, and I take full responsibility for deciding to drink all of Sweden. I realize that in getting a pretty entertainment reporter's name wrong, I made an ass of myself. And not just the regular kind of ass. Getting her mixed up with a reporter on a rival network made me an ass hat. I might as well have called her Tricia Takanawa -- she might have had a less horrified look on her face then.

But seriously, when I fumble my bar order by asking for "an Absolut Mandarin and vodka" -- on two separate occasions -- maybe it's time to offer me just a plain club soda. Ugh.

12 comments:

toobusyliving said...

Bartenders are there to make money and make fun of people like you with the other people they work with, not hold your hand!

Miss Thistle said...

Um.

Tanya Kim was at the bar?

Please tell me I didn't talk to her in my state.

Timmy said...

that drink sounds fab!

your judgemental aunt said...

I miss all the fun. If I was there I'm sure you all would feel much more comfortable about your level of intoxication. I would have most likely said things like this...
You're that chick on that shitty entertainment show aren't you?
I bet you almost shit your pants when you found out about Entertainment Tonight Canada.
How do you deal with that nightmare Ben Mulroney?
Do you know Margaret Cho?
Why don't you buy me a drink?

Then your whole name mishap wouldn't have been such a big deal and you could have been mad at me for being a nightmare.

Jason said...

I would have said: No, I know, say "ETalk Daily," shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Anonymous said...

at least you didn't confuse her with Ben Mulroney. Now THAT would have been bad... ;)

my new favorite saying: ASS HAT. you must read fug?

love it.

j.

Salem said...

As drunk as I was I knew you and Thistle were worse. So it was fine.

Butchieboy said...

OMG! Why didn't you call me? I love the Black Eagle!

indygirl said...

Asian reporters and vodka don't mix.

Kunstemæcker said...

If you ever have a moment of serendipity and decide to drink a lot abroad, give me a call.

Pablo said...

I think it's great that you mixed her up with that other woman. She's just an entertainment reporter, for christ's sake. And, she knew she was in a bar, so she should have just wiped that look off her face.

Anonymous said...

LOL HAVE YOU SEEN THIS!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqv8UJc72SU

CANDY