Santa might suspect I'm gay
Last year, it was decorative push pins:
This home organizer was in my stocking on Christmas eve 2006. It's very flowery.
Who plays Santa during Christmas? No, it's not Peter. It's my mother. And another year has gone by without a long-overdue discussion.
Is praying for death an option? How about a coma?
This home organizer was in my stocking on Christmas eve 2006. It's very flowery.
Who plays Santa during Christmas? No, it's not Peter. It's my mother. And another year has gone by without a long-overdue discussion.
Is praying for death an option? How about a coma?
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My wife bought me bubblebath.
You: Are you happy now?
Her: What do you mean dear?
You: Well you have finally succeeded.
Her: With what?
You: Making me gay with all you flowers and decorative nick nacks.
Now you have something to talk about at book club, right? Does turning your son gay trump Colleen's angry dyke daughter?
It took UC's family all of about 10 seconds to figure out what Peter's deal was when AG said she was going somewhere around Church to meet her friend.
Dickey: bubblebath? You have subject fodder for your next HNT post. We want to see more of your ass. Try not to drown as you lay ass-up in the tub.
Jason: is that cartoon not the funniest thing ever? I love it so much. For the longest time, I couldn't find it online. I mistakenly thought it was one of Bruce Eric Kaplan's.
TBL, Thistle: yeah, on some level...
YJA: classic
teh: LMFAO
Starlet: I suspect my "butch act" might be faltering, because somehow, my mother's brain always goes there. Kill me. Kill me, now.
Maybe she's just trying to over compensate. Rest assured no mother would ever buy that for their straight son. She's just trying to let you know that she knows.
teh teh, what did your mom say when she found out? I'd like to think UC and AG would be the super kewl parents who would be totally non shocked and down with it. I mean, UC's mother will throw a cow, but AG will be all -- Awesome. Can you bring home some cabana boys for Mommy?