Monday, April 09, 2007

STFU! It's Madame Rouge

Like OMG. I wish I could blame my absence on FaceTube. But I haven't had any of that Kool-Aid, thank you very much. Nor will I succumb.

I would like to address the issue of empire waist dresses. If you are a woman, and you are wearing a dress with an empire waist, I am going to assume that you are with child. They are butt-ugly and unflattering, and should not be worn unless you're pregnant. Do you hear that, Stacy London?

That is all.

27 comments:

Butchieboy said...

9.99?
Girl, You lost you mind!
Chernin's shoe outlet!

Salem said...

^ I say that all the time. That was hilarious.

Snooze said...

lol - they will be perfect for me then. Not that I'm pregnant; my tummy just likes to let people think that I am.

Miss Thistle said...

THANK YOU.

Also, Stacy London, you are not French - it's pronounced Em-PEYER, not Om-PEER.

Jason said...

You're alive!

And it's not facetube, it's youface.

madamerouge said...

Of course I'm alive. I saw you Friday and talked to you Saturday.

tornwordo said...

I always learn so much here.

St. Dickeybird said...

Ugh, those are awful! I agree, leave them for the preggies.
I once refused to go out with a girl solely because she wore those atrocities.

Salem said...
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Pablo said...

I don't wear dresses, so this doesn't affect me.

Goodbye.

Nölff said...

It affects nappy headed ho's everywhere, Pablo.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Dear Lord. You need not worry about AG wearing any of that kind of stuff.

Normlr said...

Shut Up! I, like, couldn't agree more.

Timmy said...

"nappy headed ho's"

best comment today!

Kunstemæcker said...

At least you updated.

Crucible said...

I have heard of these books with faces. I'm worried they have some old-age forcefield protecting them tho.

car@ said...

We could go shopping sometimes together madame!!! :-)

Heidi the Hick said...

Gah! Timmy sighting!!!!

madame, I miss Timmy. Please tell him for me if you "see" him!

Listen, I admit, I was wearing an empire waist dress all weekend in Saskatoon, but it was snug and had an A line skirt and I looked slim in it. No problem. Also it was tie dyed pink with black skulls on the skirt. I mean, if there's a chance it's going to be a fashion mistake in any way, I say go to the wall with it. NO FEAR!!!!! I looked like a freak and I loved it.

Natasha said...

I love dresses like that. =(

Phronk said...

I'm so fashionable that I don't even know what an empire waist is.

Miss Thistle said...

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MitZZee said...

lmao at the stacey london reference.....too funny. unfortunately i just bought a dress that is empire WASTE and i do mean that, for once i got it home i was totally unimpressed. :(

so you a right

George Larson said...

Hi fucker.

Adorable said...

Where is everyone?

Jason said...

We've given up on him. Empire waists and Joey Fatone? Lazy blogger.

Jason said...

You're Miranda Priestly.

But I wish you were Tess (Della Reese) from "Touched by an Angel."

Butchieboy said...

OMG GIRL! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACEBOOK ON!