I heard that the "band" was so shocked that they forgot to put their silver teeth in before going on stage. It was hard to make out the oscar statue in that sea of "bling."
Anonymous said…
YJA is mad because he lost to Lisa Whelchel. Don't be bitter buttercup. There's always next year!
Anonymous said…
Has Scorcese actually ever won an oscar? Isn't he the guy who always ends up empty handed?
PS WTF kind of prehistoric bird did Naomi Watts have to shoot and pluck to wear that? And who invited her bony, Home & Away-watchin', nasty-shiraz-drinkin', didgeridoo-playin' ass anyway?
I just liked the make-up comment about Russell Crowe; "Yeah, so the make-up artists win for Cinderella Man...I'm sure it was really hard to paint Russell Crowe up like he was in a fight...I'm going to get beat up for that comment."
That isn't exactly what he said I'm sure, but is the jist of it.
Anonymous said…
I had to cover my eyes and I am telling my mom about those song lyrics. That's so-o wrong.
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there i said it.
i know everyone will hate me for that but it's true.
PS WTF kind of prehistoric bird did Naomi Watts have to shoot and pluck to wear that? And who invited her bony, Home & Away-watchin', nasty-shiraz-drinkin', didgeridoo-playin' ass anyway?
That isn't exactly what he said I'm sure, but is the jist of it.
Or yellow-red wrasslin epileptic Hulk?