clarification: I am not a MTF transsexual

I am not planning on having this done:




I loved their movie characters, but I do not aspire to be one:




And despite a certain "Swiffering" incident in 2003...




...I have no designs on becoming:

Comments

tornwordo said…
Doesn't Rupaul still have the wrinkly bits attached? Isn't that last pic Rupaul?
May 04, 2006 7:17 am
Crucible said…
Thanks for clearing that up. "Incident" like that's the only time.... you are a Swiffer.
May 04, 2006 8:38 am
madamerouge said…
The last pic is Ru Paul, and I believe he still has his "bits." I just threw that in to illustrate that I don't intend on becoming a drag queen (tuck-and-tape, shave the beard, etc.).
May 04, 2006 9:04 am
toobusyliving said…
Let's be clear about one thing: MR was on "E" while she was swiffering a wooden patio. It wasn't pretty.
May 04, 2006 9:04 am
J Maus said…
Madame Rouge, you are so hot as a red-headed housewife!
May 04, 2006 9:37 am
madamerouge said…
thanks!

um, Peter... hover your mouse over the pic for the filename.
May 04, 2006 9:47 am
your judgemental aunt said…
in no way is that first picture of your bad part. Lets not kid ourselves it's a bit big for you and the smomach in that pic is waaaayyyy to flat to be yours.
May 04, 2006 10:54 am
lilmammal said…
I'm very confused about the diagram. It seems that gentleman has an extra tenticle coming out of there...
May 04, 2006 10:59 am
Nölff said…
Do they cut it off while it's flacid?
May 04, 2006 11:04 am
Anonymous said…
Something doth protest too much...

Hmmm...
May 04, 2006 11:47 am
Anonymous said…
well i'm glad, i love you just the way you!

(yes i'm singing that song and you KNOW which song i'm singing) :)
May 04, 2006 1:13 pm
Anonymous said…
everything gets shoved back in, except for the balls, they get cut off?

That picture alone made me ache.
May 04, 2006 1:40 pm
Timmy said…
i made swiffer paw socks for my doggies so they can swiffer their own shedding messes.
May 04, 2006 2:37 pm
Heidi the Hick said…
madame, you are cute the way you are. Don't ya go changin. Seriously. Ow.
May 04, 2006 4:18 pm
Jason said…
I want you to become a full fledged woman now.
May 04, 2006 8:20 pm
George Larson said…
What the fuck is goin' on wih the coccyx within that pixture?
May 04, 2006 10:42 pm
George Larson said…
Tim's dog still doesn't have a name.
May 04, 2006 10:43 pm
Anonymous said…
Jimmy, in due time. In due time.
May 05, 2006 9:30 am
Anonymous said…
I love that swiffer picture of you! =) Are we all going to Winterpeg or not?

XOX
May 05, 2006 10:31 am
exile said…
you wouldn't have to go far to cop a feel... but it would cost you your wang
May 05, 2006 7:01 pm
DogGirl said…
They left the scissors in when they operated. They are lodged in the spleen, I see the hand grips.
May 05, 2006 7:14 pm
toobusyliving said…
MR makes me "feel like a natural woman,"
May 06, 2006 12:16 pm
The Persian said…
yikes me either...
May 07, 2006 10:24 pm
Anonymous said…
I have no idea what that was about.
May 10, 2006 8:47 am
sirbarrett said…
No, you're not cut out for the job but that's good. Keep knives in safe places.
May 20, 2006 6:15 pm
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