fall down go w00t!

Presented for your amusement: a funny "wet floor" sign:



OMG I'm falling down! WHEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E!!!!!

Comments

Dead Robot said…
And slip...
And fall...
And JAZZ HANDS!
February 13, 2008 9:00 am
Jason said…
Personally, I like this one right now.
February 13, 2008 12:23 pm
Anonymous said…
Dead Robot took my god-damed comment!
February 13, 2008 10:11 pm
Phronk said…
More stick figures should have fingers. I'd have much less animosity towards the male washroom sign man if he had fingers.
February 13, 2008 10:50 pm
SharkBoy said…
because they forgot the accent on mouille, it now translates as Floor Wets...
February 14, 2008 7:08 am
Dead Robot said…
And fall
And JAZZ HANDS
And Depends.
February 14, 2008 1:06 pm
Snooze said…
It's true - he does have jazz hands. I love the sign.
February 15, 2008 7:50 am
sirbarrett said…
It looks like someone watersliding with a ginormous boner...and one leg.

Dumb. Who puts their one leg up when they're falling? That's the time when you need two legs most.

Question: If they gave him fingers, why didn't they give him toes?
February 15, 2008 2:22 pm
Jason said…
You're "...and all that jazz"
February 15, 2008 2:34 pm
Anonymous said…
jeje vely funny!!! :-D

the legs look like a big mouth opening...
February 18, 2008 6:18 am
Anonymous said…
Do all Canadian pictograms depict huge erect penisses like that?
February 18, 2008 9:50 am
Butchie said…
All the good comments are already taken.
February 23, 2008 7:51 pm
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