Tuesday, May 27, 2008

DILF

My Eddie Bauer catalogue arrived in the mail today.



On a related note, I'm being evicted for touching myself inappropriately in the mailroom of my building.*

*(just kidding)

9 comments:

Steven said...

I don't think you are kidding.

Jack said...

Heh, heh! It might be easier to list the location you haven't touched yourself inappropriately. No, wait. That's me.

Dead Robot said...

Sadly, the Jack Bauer catalog is far less sexy.

Jason said...

I thought a treasure trail was the path to the fridge.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I'd hit that too.

Snooze said...

That lucky, lucky child in the photo.

Butchie said...

Oh lawd.

George Larson said...

DILF!!!! JAJAJAJAAJAJAA!

I'm sure it's been said a million times but it is new to me!

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA!

Phronk said...

If that kid's head wasn't there, it would look like the DILF was some kind of eight-legged spider person with a custom-made Eddie Bauer shirt.