"Goons! Hired goons!"
You like to play rough, don't you, Todd? And to be sure, it takes a whole package of circumstances for a hockey team to perform so poorly. We really can't single you out for the penalty you took yesterday.
I could write that it was goons like you that made my life in high school so difficult... difficult only until you realized that I was so popular with the girls you wanted to bang, it would work in your favour to come to my parties or acknowledge my right to exist as a human being.
Instead, I'd like you to walk over to that bench in this deserted, steamy dressing room. Take off your uniform--except for the jockstrap. You know how much I like those. Get on all fours on top of the bench. It's payback time, bitch.
I could write that it was goons like you that made my life in high school so difficult... difficult only until you realized that I was so popular with the girls you wanted to bang, it would work in your favour to come to my parties or acknowledge my right to exist as a human being.
Instead, I'd like you to walk over to that bench in this deserted, steamy dressing room. Take off your uniform--except for the jockstrap. You know how much I like those. Get on all fours on top of the bench. It's payback time, bitch.
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Cheer Up Buttercup!
Sorry Mitz... I know you're a Canucks fan. But I'd still like to pork Bear-too-zee.
thanks
:)
Yummy!
i'm swaying along, with stormy eyes... thanks heaps. you've made my day!
locos canadienses!! ;-)