Sunday, December 17, 2006

stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream

Thursday night I dreamed I was having a hot and heavy affair with Colton Ford. It wasn't so much a sexually detailed dream as it was emotionally intense. Colton was already in a relationship in my dream. We were cheating. Plus, he was a guest where I work, which can so get me fired in real life.

The theme of unavailable men continued on Saturday night at a Christmas party in Cabbagetown. A few weeks ago, the host told me about a hot twentysomething that he thought would be perfect for me. And I met him at the party. Hot, most definitely.

But my friend left out a crucial detail: the partner of several years.

Another party guest was a seriously tall & cute guy I met last winter. Partnered, according to reports. Well, after six drinks, I found a moment to tell the tall guy how attractive he was, and to ask if he was still in a relationship. He replied that he was. Tall guy was exceptionally gracious and kind about the whole thing--and spent quite a bit of the remaining night chatting with me.

I wanted to shout at him: "why couldn't I have met you first?"

This is not an easy time of year to be single.

20 comments:

Midniter said...

C'mon...you can spill about the sex from your dream :)

Midniter said...

C'mon...you can spill about the sex from your dream :)

Midniter said...

whoops..didn't means to leave that twice

tornwordo said...

The dream sounds fun. The crucial detail sounds like "bait and switch" to me.

car@ said...

Okay, i must admit i have had some kind of dreams with some of the guests i have had were i work. But the only time i could go into a guest's room was when Craig David was there. I could have gotten fired if they knew! but hey!! i had a really good plan...and it worked! ;-)
Hugs!!

Pablo said...

Homewrecker, that's what you are. (points and scowls in judgement)

Anyway, being single isn't so bad, Madame. Especially, this time of year...I find it's cheaper to be single.

Yeah, I'm cheap. Shut up.

Pablo said...

Plus, being single, I can sleep with all of the other single men who give me rum.

madamerouge said...

There really wasn't a lot of sex in the dream. And I'm not a homewrecker. I've had a relationship end because of a third party, and I know how much it hurts. But single at this time of year is definitely easier on the budget.

Anonymous said...

You mean you're not supposed to seduce people in relationships????
Wow, next you're going to tell me that guys IN monogamous relationships shouldn't be seducing others..
Sheesh!

Dead Robot said...

I'm in an open and married relationship. But rarely flirt. I think I'm sexually dead. Trust me, stay single. You get more tail.

Timmy said...

I think it is perfect to be single at this time of year. No gifts to buy.

Salem said...

There are loads of singles out there, homewrecker.

Crucible said...

At least you didn't wash your cell phone, teehee. Sorry I didn't make it.

your judgemental aunt said...

you might want to try and pretty yourself up a bit. maybe that would help you meet a nice guy

Jason said...

You should have dreamed of Jeannie.

Anonymous said...

I had a dream the other night that I was gettin down with John Cena. Had to take some extra time getting out of bed.

This time of year can be stressful and emotionally shitty, even when in a relationship.

Butchieboy said...

I am ashamed of your behaviour.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG heard Butchie's available and he spells in Canuck now.

Hot.

Butchieboy said...

I misspelled "behavior" because I was concentrating on referring to myself in the first person.

Steven said...

'Tis the season to be lonely... fa la la la la, la la la la...